In the dark I thought I heard somebody call

Not a good sign at all

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level	Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)	Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)	Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful)	Very High
Level 3 (Gluttonous)	High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)	Extreme
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)	Extreme
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)	Extreme
Level 7 (Violent)	Extreme
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)	Extreme
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)	Very High

Take the

"As can be seen here in this picture taken after one week of confinement, the Cube Kitty makes an ideal toy for children of all ages, from infant and up, and while still in the containment vessel can even double as playroom furniture! Although the built-in openings allow children to touch the kitten in complete safety, the exposed fur should be periodically wiped down with a cloth soaked in a dilute solution of antibacterial pet soap and parasite repellent." Oh... my... god. That is all I have to say

Wow, Ben's got Kate sending us creepy stuff. Hurray for Ben!

Oh, any Brian: Two CDs for you. One you would have already, but Charlie sucks.

Hellsing Episode 1
Hellsing Episode 2
Chaos Realms(yes, the entire thing)
Black and White sandbox maps I have sitting around
MUSIC
Wallpaper ^_^
your mom.
'things charlie has of mine.txt'x2

Oh, and hurt Charlie for me. Nothing /deadly/, but something that leaves a mark. Bleeding would be nice.

ANGST~

Uh.

Now, for something that really should go into a .txt on my HD...

Clothes I should make/buy:
Hats:
Tophat
Pimp hat
Black Waltz 2 hat (three wavy spires)
Alucard's hat(from Hellsing)
Gloves:
Alucard's gloves(from Hellsing)
Priesty McPriestpriest's gloves(for Hellsing)...What? I don't remember his name!
Pants:
SHINY.
Lan's pants(from Saturnalia)
Shirts:
Lan's shirt-like thingy(from Saturnalia)
Misc:
$9's leg-things(from Saturnalia)

...You can all shut up.

Angst!

Ben, you need to give me the Black & White sandbox maps on a CD, oh and ram... and a shotgun to prevent my parents from lynching me because they're too goddamned stupid to realize that I need internet to do my FUCKING THESIS PAPER AND/OR EVERY OTHER FUCKING ASSIGNMENT!!!!!!
On another note, if I post again it'll be very angsty, and pissed off.

Okay, just to you know, John killed the MUD a minute or two ago...

SunblazeHedgehog (00.27.48): Not my fault.
SunblazeHedgehog (00.27.53): Really. cc
Visaeril (00.27.54): I think it is!
SunblazeHedgehog (00.27.55): Fixed
Visaeril (00.27.58): woo
SunblazeHedgehog (00.27.59): ee;
Visaeril (00.28.03): what was it?
SunblazeHedgehog (00.28.11): ASCII art. ee;;
Visaeril (00.28.16): x.x
Visaeril (00.28.18): in what?
SunblazeHedgehog (00.28.21): Silence!
SunblazeHedgehog (00.28.24): Good night...ee
Visaeril (00.28.24): ...oh
Visaeril (00.28.26): hah!
Visaeril (00.28.28): you suck!
Visaeril (00.28.30): g'night
Visaeril (00.28.32): ...
SunblazeHedgehog (00.28.36): Silence.
SunblazeHedgehog signed off at 00.28.45.

The ASCII art: He put it in the history book, and it looks /terrible/. TERRIBLE. no, really.

[EDIT:] One minute later... I read the book, to see what he changed, and... THE ASCII ART WAS THE ONLY THING HE ADDED!

Okay, I shouldn't mock him /that/ much, because I did something almost as stupid a bit before...but he never checks the blog, so...

...There is a BmB section on Fandomination.net. ...It has two fics in it. ...This is highly amusing.

HELLSING HAS EATEN MY BRAAAAAAAIIIIIIINNNS! ..or just sucked my blood. ...Guess who's going to be downloading all the episodes in around five minutes?

I have been listening to 'Who Needs Sleep' on repeat for the last few, uh, half-hours. On the other hand, when I come into school on Monday, I might be wearing a tophat.

...I just realized something.

I have all of Cowboy Bebop, all but six episodes of Trigun, and around two thirds of Neon Genesis Evangelion.

When I get a working sound card, I'm going to end up watching them all in around two days. MUAHAHAHA!

This will end badly. But in much anime watching!

But how will you upload 'finished' areas?

I would work on the damn thing if any of you would freaking give me access!!! Ben, next CD, do it now!

Okay, I already told this to John, and he's really the only one who cares, but really, technically, everyone who can post here should be doing work on the MUD. ...Obviously, not gonna happen.

Anyways, Kaiopelia Island areas:
Kaiopelia: needs armor objects and a shop to sell them. Also needs room descs.
Kaio Forest: Done! ...I'm gonna put in mroe mobiles and some hunting objects, though, so it's not /finished/
Zeal Plains: 150+ rooms of 234 rooms linked. One description. no objects or mobiles. Needs a lot of work, it's a huge area.
Wild Plains: Fully linked, no objects or mobiles or descs.
Canyonside: Fully linked, no objects or mobiles or descs.
Kaio Beach: Not there. Small area(20-30 rooms)
Western Kaio Forest: Not there. Small area(30-40 rooms)

So. Get to work, you bums! ... ... Yeah, I don't expect it to work. Still.

Wow, it's like I'm some sort of Anime and Music pimp. Next CD to Brian's house: Trigun 1-10, Cowboy Bebop 1-10, All of my .mp3s. ...Okay, next /few/ CDs.

Yep... thats all I have to say to that... yep...

ARRRRRRGH! Someone is going to get bludgeoned, and I don't think it's going to be me.

...Uh. I uploaded my updated copy of reroom.are, and it works. I did not take away any mobs or objects. I added rooms. It works.

...Zuh?

On that note, I'm going to attempt to link up a whole ton of rooms soon.

Near the constellation Serpens (in fact, BETWEEN it, dividing it into two separate parts) is the constellation Ophiuchus - the snake holder (Latinized Greek ophiouchos, meaning holding a serpent, from Greek ophis (snake)). On one side of this constellation is the snake's head (Serpens Caput). Curling away on the other side is its tail (Serpens Cauda).

Here then is a prime candidate for the fictional Serpentarius. But could it be finagled into a zodiac sign? Does it match the major criteria?

Ophiuchus crosses the ecliptic. It should indeed be a part of the Zodiac, a 13th sign.

Ophiuchus comes between Sagittarius and Scorpio, placing proper Serpentarian birthdays sometime around November.

Sweet /monkey/ jesus! If you ever click on one of my links, this would be the one: Zark!

No, really. it's not creepy porn, or anything else. ... ...MY GOD! THEY'RE NOT EVEN HUMAN!!!

...I'm done now.

Yeah, I suppose...

Well, me and Charlie are having a conversation on Furc, and...well, it's all really summed up in this line:

[ You whisper "Hey, I'm not the one having cybersex as Cthulhu" to Lord Cthulhu. ]

Oh, because it has come to my attention that this blog actually has /readers/, I've decided to mention something...

For all of the random people reading, download this or just use telnet. if gMud, click on the 'plug-in' button, hit the add button, type in 'Chaos Realms'. Then, select the 'Chaos Realms' name in the list (probably the only one) and type in under 'Host Name:' cr2.dyndns.org, and type in under 'Port:' 2000.
...for telnet, you just hit ye-olde Start button, select Run, and type in 'telnet cr2.dyndns.org 2000'.

Yeah. Pretty much anyone logging on to the MUD when I'm on is gonna get advanced to level 55(Demi God). Note that you don't actually have to /do/ any admin stuff on the MUD... ... yeah.

Okay, I take the Arcana character thingamajig, and I get:
#1 Tobias
#2 Yoshiki
#3 Dominick
#4 Adonis

Odd, I would of thought I'd get evil!Vincent.

Helix: fuck
Helix: my back right tire is flat
Helix: this is lame
Owashawa: change it and put the spare on
Owashawa: problem solved
Helix: then i have to change it
Helix: and its cold
Helix: and wet and shit
irn: You fucking girl
irn: get out there
irn: What if your wife's water broke and you had to take her to hospital, eh?
Helix: it'd make it
Helix: besides, that's what ambulances are for
irn: what if your vehicle IS the ambulance?
Helix: ill know a thing or two about assiting birth
Helix: besides, im gay and exempt from your question
irn: What if your boyfriend got stuck in an inflatable suit during a balloon fetish romp?
Helix: id masterbate until i passed out

As the danger of damaging our fragile brains even more, let's think for a moment. How is this biologically POSSIBLE? The explanation presented here is short and is about as plausible as a description of how a guy carries a fetus in MPREG fics. Someone out there might be saying "But this is a fantasy world, ANYTHING can happen!" To them, I say "TIFA JUST GAVE BIRTH TO A FUCKING CHOCOBO. YOU SIMPLY CAN'T JUSTIFY THAT."

JhnenV: Hmm..fanfic stuff? They have some pretty twisted ideas, some that I've seen.
JhnenV: They have ZIM and Dib falling in love ideas.
JhnenV: That makes me ill.
JhnenV: ill to my belly.
JhnenV: My ill-prone belly.

That's an IRC snippet, by the way.

Hey, John? Set the death timer to be 1 or something in the arena.

I would advise you all(as in Kate, because John/Brian sucks and Charlie/Brian have no internet) not to click this link.

That is all.

...I am trying to make a pretentious desc for Visaeril(in furc). I keep running out of space...and I haven't even finished describing my eyes.

On a more disturbing note...I forgot about the Whiteshadow Archives... ... It's posts like this that make me want to never tell people about this blogs existance.

I love Arcana so much. Go Yoshiki!

Hah! Everyone but me has to do yardwork! Take that, spring!

...Stupid HTML

And guess what spider-related link has been posted to FanDomination.net! Amusingly, I went there once, before FF.net's "no nc-17" ruling...there were around a thousand fics, total. Now, there are 20,000+

...

Course, FF.net has 26000+ fics in the 'Digimon' catagory alone, so...

Oh, using this blog as a MUD thingy again...

The current weather system is three ints, those being hot/cold, windy/calm, wet/dry. There are things like lightning, but I think those things are packaged in with the ints.

I suggest a new weather system, with several more thingamabobs. hot/cold, windy/calm, wet/dry, rain_amount(for snow and rain and hail), lit_amount(for lightning), c_amount(for clouds), divine(for deity-assigned special types). Also, making control weather CONTROL THE WEATHER. yeah. and just more messages in general. I'll make some of 'em, if need be.

Yes, I will. *laughs at Kate again*

*Laughs at Kate*

..Wow, lots of blog one-liners. Or two liners, in this case.

I'm, uh, not going to say anything.
...
I would pay good money to see that. ^_^

jre: What should I read next, the Canterbury Tales, Don Quixote, or a book on Greek Mythology?
GenericSuperhero: READE YW OLDE KANTVRBVRY TALES
GenericSuperhero: THEYE ARE SHURE TO BEE VARY INTERASTINGE
GenericSuperhero: HOPEFULLYE, YOU WILL READE IT IN THINE OLDE ENGLISHE
EvilKosh: HELLO I AM JRE AND I HAVE TO READ HIGH FALOOTIN' BOOKS
jre: GENARIKE, THOU ART AN FAGOTE OF THE LOW'ST ORDRE
GenericSuperhero: THANKE YOU JAREE-EE
jre: DAMN'D BE THOU SEED, AND MAY'ST IT NE'ER PRODUSE A PERSYONE OF ATTRAKTIVE CALIBAR
GenericSuperhero: AYE, TISS MUSTVE HAPPENED TO YONDERS MOTHERE WHENCE THOU WAS CAPTURED WITHIN HER WOMBE!
jre: THOU SPEAKST LIKE A RAGEING MANHAT
GenericSuperhero: AH! THEN EYE SPEAKTH LIKE THINES FATHRE!

I love bash.org

Yes, and I just want to share the love!

Impressive!

You should all click that link. MUAHAHAHAHAHA!

...I mean.

indeed.

"The Church of Satan is so much cooler than Christians... I mean, they have /ethics/! Which is kind of sad when you think about it..." -Ben

On a related note, we are /so/ MSTing the log of my convos

(talking about something again)
BEN: Must resist urge... to elbow Charlie in the neck...
CHARLIE: *eyes Ben warily*
BEN: What?! I'm resisting!... For now
As I type this, he fails...Ow x.x Twice now

Okay, so I'm at school and one of Charlie's random 'friends' from Furc suddenly does the whole 'ooh, ooh, look at me, I'm killing myself' thing. So there's angst, and talking, and I'm looking at Charlie console em and snickering.

(talking about something)
CHARLIE: Oh, no, you'd find something better than that, wouldn't you?
BEN: Yes. I'm can be quite persuasive
CHARLIE: I mean, on the blog, that one time, Kate was all depressed and me an John were reassuring her, and you were all like 'oh no, I hope you bleed to death, because you irritate me with your angst' And that's /Kate/! We're /friends/ with /Kate/!

...In conclusion, this post has no point. And it reiterate my 'FUCK YOU, Daylight Savings Time'

monkey.

argh.

FUCK YOU, Daylight Savings Time.

Sweet creeping monkey Jesus!

I read this guy's Sonic fics in 1998! ...I've been looking up random people I remember. Ahh, the power of the Internet.

And now I have a way to make the Ocean. ...Kinda.

Now, I'm going to be using this blog as *gasp* it was intented, and...POSTING THE MUD STATUS!

...okay, yeah.

There are 2 or 3 stock areas left (newgate.are, Build.are and the help file), so now there are a whole ton of spare vnums open. There are seven spare empty areas hanging around, so go and make something, you lazy bums.

Also, ...Uh, I'm doing stuff? Not really worth mentioning, really, because it's all personal stuff (reroom.are), but Kaio Island is almost done. I have no clue what I'm going to do about the ocean. ...Be creative, I guess.

Well, /that/ doesn't work. I mean, how do you get the monkey away from the MUD later? The last time I tried that, we had a stalker-monkey on our hands.

You rape it with a monkey?

..And on that note, if I were to, say, kill the MUD, how would I go about putting it up through the FTP? ...Just a hypothetical question, really.

GO GO GADGET FTP!

...I'm not doing anything. Certainly nothing to do with the MUD.

You all need to read Nova Next Exit. Because it's so much better than...your mom.

mmm, cookie.
mmm, everything2.
mmm, spain.

...on another note, here is a reason why Satanism is better than Christianity (...John must be feeling a bit left out).

The Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth

1. Do not give opinion or advice unless you are asked.
2. Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.
3. When in another's lair, show him respect or else do not go there.
4. If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.
5. Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.
6. Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved.
7. Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.
8. Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.
9. Do not harm little children.
10. Do not kill non-human animals unless attacked or for your food.
11. When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.

Also:

The Nine Satanic Sins
As developed by the Church of Satan.

1. Stupidity--The top of the list for Satanic Sins. The Cardinal Sin of Satanism. It's too bad that stupidity isn't painful. Ignorance is one thing, but our society thrives increasingly on stupidity. It depends on people going along with whatever they are told. The media promotes a cultivated stupidity as a posture that is not only acceptable but laudable. Satanists must learn to see through the tricks and cannot afford to be stupid.
2. Pretentiousness--Empty posturing can be most irritating and isn't applying the cardinal rules of Lesser Magic. On equal footing with stupidity for what keeps the money in circulation these days. Everyone's made to feel like a big shot, whether they can come up with the goods or not.
3. Solipsism--can be very dangerous for Satanists. Projecting your reactions, responses, and sensibilities onto someone else who is probably far less attuned that you are. It is the mistake of expecting people to give you the same consideration, courtesy, and respect that you naturally give them. They won't. Instead Satanists must strive to apply the dictum of "Do unto others as they do onto you." It's work for most of us and requires constant vigilance lest you slip into a comfortable illusion of everyone being like you. As has been said, certain utopias would be ideal in a nation of philosophers, but unfortunately (or perhaps fortunately, from a Machiavellian viewpoint) we are from that point.
4. Self-Deciet--It's in the Nine Satanic Statements but deserves to be repeated here. Another cardinal sin. We must not pay homage to any of the sacred cows presented to us, including the roles we are expected to play ourselves. The only time self-deciet should be entered is when it is fun, and with awareness. But then, it's not self-deciet!
5. Herd Conformity--That's obvious from a Satanic stance. It's all right to conform to a person's wishes, if it ultimately benefits you. But only fools follow along with the herd, letting an impersonal entity dictate to you. The key is to choose a master wisely instead of being enslaved by the whims of many.
6. Lack of Perspective--Again, this one can lead to alot of pain for a Satanist. You must never lose sight of who and what you are, and what a threat you can be, by your very existence. We are making history right now, everyday. Always keep the wider historical and social picture in mind. That is an important key to both Lesser and Greater Magic. See the patterns and fit the things together as you want the pieces to fall into place. So not be swayed herd constraints- -know that you are working on another level entirely from the rest of the world.
7. Forgetfulness of Past Orthodoxies--Be aware that this one of the keys to brainwashing people into accepting something as "new" and "different", when in reality it's something that was once widely accepted but is now presented in a new package. We are expected to rave about the genius of the "creator" and forget the original. This makes for a disposable society.
8. Conterproductive Pride--The first word is important. Pride is great up to the point you begin to throw out the baby with the bathwater. The rule of Satanism is if it works for you, great. When it stops working for you, when you've painted yourself into a corner and the only way out is to say, "I'm sorry, I made a mistake, I wish we could compromise somehow," then do it
9. Lack of Aesthetics--This is the physical application of the Balance Factor. It is important in Lesser Magic and should be cultivated. It is obvious that no one can collect any money off it most of the tome so it si discouraged in a consumer society, but is an essential Satanic tool and must be applied for magical effectiveness. It's not what's supposed to be pleasing--it's what is. Aesthetics is a highly personal thing, reflective of one's own nature, but there are universally pleasing and harmonious configurations that should not be denied.

In case you're wondering, I'm studying up on Satanism because I'm going to preten to be one when I Shadow Brian. You should study up too, because it's an interesting religion and most of what you know about it is wrong. Well, the "Church of Satan" one, the Christianity deritive Satanists are boring. Like, say, the whole worshiping Satan part? Not true.

Go Ben... and... don't go John... and... go me... and... go Everything2.net!
On another note completely - I once was the king of Spain... bitch.

You know what would make a good April Fools day joke? John UPDATING HIS PAGE!

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Wait, no, that's a sign on the end of times.

Hey, look, it's April 1st!

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Happy New Years!