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MegaHAL: Karate is a tree native to australia where it is called the gum
MegaHAL: tree.
User: karate gum?
MegaHAL: Gum tree is another name for eucalyptus.
User: karate eucalyptus?
MegaHAL: Eucalyptus is a small portable musical instrument with a stick.
User: karate stick?
MegaHAL: A red dwarf is a suspended brass disk which is struck with a
MegaHAL: stick.
User: karate red dwarf?
MegaHAL: A red dwarf is a japanese sword used by kendoka when
MegaHAL: demonstrating or practising standard kendo movements.
User: kendoka red dwarf?
MegaHAL: A red dwarf is a programmable electronic device.
User: kendoka electronic device?
MegaHAL: Karate is a programmable electronic device.
User: oh, so it 's /karate/, not kendoka. well.
MegaHAL: Karate is a japanese wooden imitation samurai sword used by
MegaHAL: kendoka when demonstrating or practising standard kendo
MegaHAL: movements.
User: ...Karate wooden samurai sword kendoka kendo?
MegaHAL: Johann sebastian bach was a japanese sword used by samurai.
User: ...Johann Sebastian Bach was a samurai?
MegaHAL: A joint is a japanese sword used by samurai.
User: ...kendoka joint samurai sword?
MegaHAL: A joint is a japanese sword used by samurai.
User: oh, so it's 'joint sword samurai'
MegaHAL: A joint is a japanese sword used by samurai.
User: ...kendoka!
MegaHAL: ...Kendoka joint samurai sword?
User: in/deed/