Thursday, October 31, 2002
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by visaeril @ 23:37 [edit] [link]
...woot. I, uh, sat inside all day. And then I went and hated Charlie. And then I did your mom.
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by Kitkinder @ 21:51 [edit] [link]
When I went to his house looking like a fucked up Auron.. whatever
Candice came over to my house, i went to her house, we trick or treated, then sung to J-pop and ate candy ^.^ Whee
Candice came over to my house, i went to her house, we trick or treated, then sung to J-pop and ate candy ^.^ Whee
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by visaeril @ 18:29 [edit] [link]
...uh?
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by Kitkinder @ 17:36 [edit] [link]
Oh and despite the cold of doom, it was worth it to see John's face!
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by Kitkinder @ 17:30 [edit] [link]
That means that some cant be at max!
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by visaeril @ 17:25 [edit] [link]
What about the corpse stench?
...and in other news, I was bored, and did the math.
Of your 10 main stats in Morrowind, 5 start at 30, and 5 start at 15. so, you start with 225 stat points. So, there's 775 stat points to go till all your main stats max out at 100. Now, because it takes 10 stat points to level up, this means that the max level is 77 and one half. But, uh, it's not. hmm.
...and in other news, I was bored, and did the math.
Of your 10 main stats in Morrowind, 5 start at 30, and 5 start at 15. so, you start with 225 stat points. So, there's 775 stat points to go till all your main stats max out at 100. Now, because it takes 10 stat points to level up, this means that the max level is 77 and one half. But, uh, it's not. hmm.
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by Kitkinder @ 15:46 [edit] [link]
I'm going out for halloween as Auron! Jes to piss John off, i have the whiskey jug, the coat, everything! Muahaha
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by visaeril @ 00:22 [edit] [link]
All I have to say now, is that LAN is my favorite character ever. Hah! If you looked at Saturnalia, you would know what I'm talking about!
Wednesday, October 30, 2002
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by visaeril @ 23:11 [edit] [link]
And now, there is no AIM on my computer! hooray! I'll be clientless of now! no AIM, no ICQ! ...blog, or email. or phone.
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by visaeril @ 22:24 [edit] [link]
And now I talk about a comic I like much more than LoR! Jack!
I /could/ give a link, but I did before, and I really don't feel like doing again. And, uh, about the newest plotline, I'm thinking Jack the Ripper. I dunno.
I /could/ give a link, but I did before, and I really don't feel like doing again. And, uh, about the newest plotline, I'm thinking Jack the Ripper. I dunno.
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by visaeril @ 22:02 [edit] [link]
...
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You do realize I've read all of LoR? Because I've been reading it for quite some time now. Now go away, or I shall taunt you with anthromorphic moogle porn.
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You do realize I've read all of LoR? Because I've been reading it for quite some time now. Now go away, or I shall taunt you with anthromorphic moogle porn.
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by Kitkinder @ 19:15 [edit] [link]
Heh... Death Death Revolution
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by Kitkinder @ 18:54 [edit] [link]
I found a speed up time cheat for GTA3, i can run as fast as a car... oh god... what if i get into the cheetah... hehe.......
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by Kitkinder @ 18:36 [edit] [link]
I find this highly amusing... LoR2 has DDR! And sadly, everything they say is so damn true...
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by Kitkinder @ 18:02 [edit] [link]
"Kiss the Mentat!" hehe... I wanna be a Mentat now
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by Kitkinder @ 17:30 [edit] [link]
Ahem... Jone is still hot, but you must all do something, read LoR, and
MOSH! MOSH FOR YOUR SUPPERS!
and
MOSH! MOSH FOR YOUR BREAKFASTS!
MOSH! MOSH FOR YOUR SUPPERS!
and
MOSH! MOSH FOR YOUR BREAKFASTS!
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by Kitkinder @ 06:13 [edit] [link]
I hate you, so much! No go read LoR, hehe... "Fire tit's" hehe... and god Jone is hot xx;
Tuesday, October 29, 2002
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by visaeril @ 18:55 [edit] [link]
muahahahahahahahaha. haaaaaa. ha.
no. find it yourself. heh heh heh.
no. find it yourself. heh heh heh.
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by Kitkinder @ 18:39 [edit] [link]
Hmm... where is Kisoka/Arcana/Azrael? i must know!
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by visaeril @ 17:38 [edit] [link]
When do you /not/ have sex on the brain?
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by Anonymous @ 17:11 [edit] [link]
I get the feeling blowjob has been bored. And no, i will not become a changling..... i wonder if this p.o.s. will let me post now. oh well.
Four whores and seven beers ago. Our whore-fathers brought for upon this continent a new fuck position: conceived in liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.
Now we are engaged in a great whore... testing whether that position, or any position so conceived and so dedicated... can long endure. We are met on a great battlefield of that whore.
We have come to dedicate a portion of that field as a final resting place for those who here gave their lives that that position might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this.
But, in a larger sense, we cannot dedicate... we cannot consecrate... we cannot hallow her ground. The brave men, living and dead, who struggled here have consecrated her, far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note, nor long remember, what we say here, but it can never forget who and what they did here.
It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fucked here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us... that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion... that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain... that this position, under her, shall have a new birth of penis... and that sex of the people... by the people... for the people... shall not perish from the earth.
Haha, yeah i was extremely bored and had sex on the brain.
Four whores and seven beers ago. Our whore-fathers brought for upon this continent a new fuck position: conceived in liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.
Now we are engaged in a great whore... testing whether that position, or any position so conceived and so dedicated... can long endure. We are met on a great battlefield of that whore.
We have come to dedicate a portion of that field as a final resting place for those who here gave their lives that that position might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this.
But, in a larger sense, we cannot dedicate... we cannot consecrate... we cannot hallow her ground. The brave men, living and dead, who struggled here have consecrated her, far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note, nor long remember, what we say here, but it can never forget who and what they did here.
It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fucked here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us... that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion... that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain... that this position, under her, shall have a new birth of penis... and that sex of the people... by the people... for the people... shall not perish from the earth.
Haha, yeah i was extremely bored and had sex on the brain.
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by visaeril @ 16:40 [edit] [link]
obsessing over fictional characters, eh? ...I want to see you handle Kisoka/Arcana/Azrael. ...If you can name the comic they're from, I'll be suprised.
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by Kitkinder @ 16:02 [edit] [link]
I wish I had a girl that hot love me and be that damn persistant, and a succubus, with a tail... skwee
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by Kitkinder @ 16:00 [edit] [link]
Aren't girls so much cuter when they dun got noses? O.o;
Anyways...
GO READ CLANBOB NOW! xx;
Anyways...
GO READ CLANBOB NOW! xx;
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by Kitkinder @ 15:59 [edit] [link]
I wanna be eaten... by her... not you
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by Kitkinder @ 15:57 [edit] [link]
But that dosen't change the fact that she's still a really really hot demonic succubi chick!
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by Kitkinder @ 15:56 [edit] [link]
"SWEET MOTHER OF CAINE!" hehe... oh and yeah... i'm now afraid of Jone... eep
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by Kitkinder @ 15:54 [edit] [link]
God she's so hot! oh.. and D's a dumbass...
After much reconcilliation, and reading the last part of that strip, i may reconsider her utter hotness... just for a little bit...@.@
After much reconcilliation, and reading the last part of that strip, i may reconsider her utter hotness... just for a little bit...@.@
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by Kitkinder @ 15:53 [edit] [link]
Hehe... 'Oh no no i'm not a vampire, although i have their traits, i have none of their shortcomings! I'm a product of similar circumstances to your friend here but far nobler.' "her dad bonked a succubus"... hehe... succubus... hehe... nobler... heh...
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by Kitkinder @ 15:49 [edit] [link]
This girl puts the heat in hell, i swear... *drool*
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by Kitkinder @ 15:42 [edit] [link]
On another note, medicine tastes like shit, and never... NEVER... eat a string cheese stick after drinking medicine... oh and Nyquil makes me really, really high... hehe...
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by Kitkinder @ 15:40 [edit] [link]
I think we should burn all the Vampire, Werewolf, and Wraith WoD books and force brian to become a changeling! Yeah and uh... i did your mom four score and seven years ago!
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by Synystrad @ 13:34 [edit] [link]
And brian... you need to call me abouth the shadowing thing...wooo
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by Synystrad @ 13:33 [edit] [link]
Ben is an angsty goth Faerie! Bah
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by visaeril @ 13:33 [edit] [link]
Hey, I hate the goth movment in WoD as well. "Oh, look at me, I'm a angstsy goth vampire! raaaaaar!" ...yeah. I hate you charlie. ...monkey. ...MONKEY!
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by Kitkinder @ 10:57 [edit] [link]
Hey, I emailed Brian Clevenger asking him if he liked WW or WoD, And apparantly he despises the goth movment of WoD such as Vampires and Anne Rice and something else, but hes said Adventure! and Aberrnent (nant?) were the greatest games ever created... we must find these...
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by Kitkinder @ 10:51 [edit] [link]
Yeah didn't expect Ben to be affected by my last post... guess what? I'm home sick, skwee ;.;
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by visaeril @ 06:41 [edit] [link]
...Right. look at me, everyone! I'm up at 6! ...yarrr. Becase the cat kept yowling. for roughly two hours. IN MY EAR. grr. So, now I have an hour to wander around aimlessly. And read stuff on FF.net or whatever. ...In case you're wondering, all this random padding to the get the post size above/at a paragraph or so.
And now, I'm off to play Morrowind.
And now, I'm off to play Morrowind.
Monday, October 28, 2002
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by Kitkinder @ 22:27 [edit] [link]
Charlie you may hate me for this, actually most of you will, more or less Kate and Charlie...
Today,
Amity attempted to molest me
I made awesome friends with Big Brie, Little Brie, and Big Brie's sister.
I hevially complimented Annamarie and she kept blushing and thanking me for it.
I was jumped, twice, on furcadia, almost resulting in 2 more rapes xx;
I was also jumped by an old friend on AIM and that also, almost t urned out into a rape...
I need to find where my phermones are, and shut them off, or do it to them, or something... gah xx;;;
Today,
Amity attempted to molest me
I made awesome friends with Big Brie, Little Brie, and Big Brie's sister.
I hevially complimented Annamarie and she kept blushing and thanking me for it.
I was jumped, twice, on furcadia, almost resulting in 2 more rapes xx;
I was also jumped by an old friend on AIM and that also, almost t urned out into a rape...
I need to find where my phermones are, and shut them off, or do it to them, or something... gah xx;;;
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by Kitkinder @ 22:22 [edit] [link]
Oh yes and read Life of Riley, because of these things
Al Gore apparantly bore D, the Vampire kid.
And D changed the channel when whatshisname was watching Buffy, and responded "Dude thats not fucking funny" To which i find much of my amusement...
Al Gore apparantly bore D, the Vampire kid.
And D changed the channel when whatshisname was watching Buffy, and responded "Dude thats not fucking funny" To which i find much of my amusement...
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by Kitkinder @ 21:42 [edit] [link]
I got an award for soccar! woo!
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by visaeril @ 21:24 [edit] [link]
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Yeah. mmm, cowboy bebop!
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Yeah. mmm, cowboy bebop!
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by visaeril @ 18:15 [edit] [link]
I have the sudden urge to play FF8! All because of BunnyCrash! Curse you, BunnyCrash! ...yeah.
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by Synystrad @ 15:07 [edit] [link]
~green grass, Is not nearly as beautiful as you.... in the morning dew... and green grass, is not nearly as beautiful as you... in the morning dew... cause I love you... And I love you more.. than I thought I would... And I love you more... than I thought i could... I love you too yes I know you do... cause I love you~ THis message brought to you by... Charlie in thumbcuffs.... wow this hurts
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by visaeril @ 10:54 [edit] [link]
DEATH DEATH REVOLUTION!!!!!!
...what?
...what?
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by Kitkinder @ 06:43 [edit] [link]
... ok one last one...
"Did you make web shooters?"
Well... did you?
"Did you make web shooters?"
Well... did you?
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by Kitkinder @ 06:42 [edit] [link]
.... MUCH better... it would just take me longer...
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by Kitkinder @ 06:39 [edit] [link]
"Remember me from paintball?"
"HYAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!"
Sadly, y-know, i can draw much better than this... ahem...
Ahem... and now.. school
"HYAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!"
Sadly, y-know, i can draw much better than this... ahem...
Ahem... and now.. school
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by Kitkinder @ 06:34 [edit] [link]
Hehe... "For the kiiiiing"... sorry >.> <.<;
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by Kitkinder @ 06:26 [edit] [link]
Read the life of Riley, it's great...
Heheh... "Do NOT get him Black & White!"
Heheh... "Do NOT get him Black & White!"
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by Kitkinder @ 06:03 [edit] [link]
Yeah, Trepination...
I realize now why Ben said the arms hurting post xx;
And i say... ow?
I realize now why Ben said the arms hurting post xx;
And i say... ow?
Sunday, October 27, 2002
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by visaeril @ 22:34 [edit] [link]
And thus, the reaction I was looking for.
And, uh, I just got an AIM popup midpost, with the tagline 'Hey, Visaeril! Have you ever seen how grandpa has nasty sex with little girls? ;)' It's the wink at the end that makes it complete.
And, uh, I just got an AIM popup midpost, with the tagline 'Hey, Visaeril! Have you ever seen how grandpa has nasty sex with little girls? ;)' It's the wink at the end that makes it complete.
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by Kitkinder @ 22:11 [edit] [link]
DONT LOOK AT THE DOG ONE, OH MY SWEET LORD!
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by visaeril @ 22:09 [edit] [link]
"We mix Beautiful women, and beautiful Goth women with balloons but most of all We do it with good taste."
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by Kitkinder @ 22:08 [edit] [link]
Freeky fetishes
Ow?
good idea, bad execution
Ow
thats enough for.... fart fetish?!?! not even posting that one
Ow?
good idea, bad execution
Ow
thats enough for.... fart fetish?!?! not even posting that one
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by visaeril @ 22:05 [edit] [link]
And now...THE LINKS!
Slave Mai
Slave Mai(again)
Dogs! Scroll down for this one.
In case you're wondering, I have actual /pictures/ of about the same level of gore as the Slave Mai pictures. I'll post them later.
Slave Mai
Slave Mai(again)
Dogs! Scroll down for this one.
In case you're wondering, I have actual /pictures/ of about the same level of gore as the Slave Mai pictures. I'll post them later.
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by visaeril @ 21:57 [edit] [link]
I just showed Brian Slave Mai.
I win.
CirrusStrafe (21 . 56 . 43): HOLY SWEET FLAMING CHRIST
Visaeril (21 . 56 . 46): ^_^
CirrusStrafe (21 . 56 . 57): WHERE DO YOU GET THIS SHIT?!?!?!
I win.
CirrusStrafe (21 . 56 . 43): HOLY SWEET FLAMING CHRIST
Visaeril (21 . 56 . 46): ^_^
CirrusStrafe (21 . 56 . 57): WHERE DO YOU GET THIS SHIT?!?!?!
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by Kitkinder @ 21:53 [edit] [link]
Wouldn't THIS be fun?
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... balloons?
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Charlie, you'll like this!
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This looks like fun!... if you're female... or gay...
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by Kitkinder @ 21:17 [edit] [link]
Damnit, Lego machine gun dosen't load... but here's the dirt on it
Second in our series of Inappropriate Things To Build With Denmark's Favorite Export, this guy constructed a hand-cranked mechanism to fire Legos at the rate of 500 bricks a minute over a distance of several meters.
Oh, but look at this instead! Why anyone would care to make a site about this, i wouldn't know...
Oh wait a second... this reminds me of Hitchikers guide!... hehe... mabye one of those bad hands has the question in it?
Second in our series of Inappropriate Things To Build With Denmark's Favorite Export, this guy constructed a hand-cranked mechanism to fire Legos at the rate of 500 bricks a minute over a distance of several meters.
Oh, but look at this instead! Why anyone would care to make a site about this, i wouldn't know...
Oh wait a second... this reminds me of Hitchikers guide!... hehe... mabye one of those bad hands has the question in it?
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And now, i search for creepy porn, because Ben can only do so much...
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by Kitkinder @ 20:23 [edit] [link]
You should all go Here! because i said so, pay no heed to anyone who says otherwise!
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by Kitkinder @ 13:07 [edit] [link]
My friends do not in fact hate me, Note to self: I'm an idiot
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by Kitkinder @ 10:42 [edit] [link]
Ugh, I just systematically destroyed four of my best friendships online -.-
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by Kitkinder @ 09:21 [edit] [link]
You should all go Here! and play Wyvern, it's my new favorite Beta game!
Saturday, October 26, 2002
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by Kitkinder @ 23:09 [edit] [link]
Joy... I'm so sick that i've coughed so hard and much that my stomach cramps every time i move... skwee
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by visaeril @ 23:08 [edit] [link]
Sensei! Kono hon wa watashi no bokkusoru o rokkusoru!
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by visaeril @ 23:06 [edit] [link]
You know, Ringu (the japanese version) is supposedly much, much better. ...much.
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by Kitkinder @ 20:23 [edit] [link]
Anyways, Saw THE RING, and also rented THE THING... suddenly this creepy game isn't creepy anymore
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by Kitkinder @ 14:04 [edit] [link]
New entires in my personal blog! (warning read at your own risk!)
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Monkey!
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...monkey?
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by Kitkinder @ 12:06 [edit] [link]
Oh, and I Baka Yo'd your mom last night
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Yes I did, and note to self, DON'T EVER go biking a half mile during 25 degree wind chill with nothing but pants and a shortsleeve shirt and shoes! COLD!
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by visaeril @ 12:04 [edit] [link]
Well, did you look at the link I posted?
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by Kitkinder @ 11:39 [edit] [link]
I want more unearthed stuff! I want to see what you can dig up.... wait... no i dont.... so why does your arm hurt? I don't get it.
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by visaeril @ 00:34 [edit] [link]
Oh, and I've found much, much worse. But I will spare your small, pitiful minds from the horror of the stuff I unearth on a dialy basis.
...Yeah, sleep /would/ be good.
...Yeah, sleep /would/ be good.
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by visaeril @ 00:33 [edit] [link]
heh heh heh
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by Anonymous @ 00:26 [edit] [link]
... My arm hurts.
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Friday, October 25, 2002
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by Kitkinder @ 23:00 [edit] [link]
BAKA YO!!!!!
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Just so you know:
Once upon a midnight stormy, while I web-surfed, drunk and horny,
Over many a stripped and daring banner of forgotten porn
While I nodded, quickly fapping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of someone loudly rapping... rapping at my bedroom door
"Tis just Bimbo," I muttered, "Go away you filthy whore!
Get thine self, from my door!"
Ah, so glad I wasn't sober, this here being late October,
And the light from my computer wrought a pattern on the floor.
Eagerly I wished for loading; veins inside me sought exploding
And my patience was eroding... eroding for the 'Lost Monroe'
For the rare and radiant actress whom had renamed as Monroe...
Currently began to load.
Then a sudden shot uncertain escaped my grasp and hit my curtain
Thrilled me, filled me with emotion that which I had felt before;
So that now, to still the beating of my heart, I stood repeating
"Who's your daddy, sweet thing? Who's your daddy, little whore?
I'm your daddy, that's who, sweet thing! Now get thine sweet ass off my floor!"
This I said and nothing more.
Presently turned on no longer, my curiousity grew stronger;
"Bimbo," said I, "or, is it Dave, what brings you here to my door?
Didn't you hear that I was fapping, when so loudly you came tapping,
And so loudly you came rapping... rapping at my bedroom door,
That I knew for sure I heard you" - here I opened wide my door:
Empty hallway. Nothing more.
Deep into that hallway staring, long I stood there silent swearing,
Cursing, plotting and comparing, never daring into it go;
But the silence was unbroken, in the hallway, no words spoken,
So I turned the door left open, to the loading 'Lost Monroe.'.
This I whispered, to the image, "I've been drinking, leave me alone."
Then I added, "Make it so."
Then into my chair returning, all the hormones in me burning.
Then again I heard a churning even louder than before.
"Surely," said I, "surely there is someone out my window;
Let me see, then, if it's Bimbo, playing games and nothing more.
Let my heart be still and tip-toe, with this bucket I will pour,
Onto Bimbo. Even score."
Open here I threw the shutter, when, with many flirt and flutter,
In there flew a stately Faery of the magic days of yore.
Not the least respect she showed me; nor an instant stopped or stayed she;
But, with grace of lord or lady, perched atop my monitor.
Perched upon my screen of Packard, just above my web-surf porn.
Perched, and sat, and nothing more.
Then this faery soon beguiling my sad fancy into smiling,
By the small and skimpy dressing of the outfit that she wore,
"Though thy chest be small and cherry, thou," I said, "are not so scary,
Just a cute and ancient Faery wandering from the magic glow.
Tell me if thou came to treat me, like the Pfil of which I know!"
Quoth the Faery, "Baka yo!"
Much I oggled this small faery and to hear her speak so clearly,
Though her answer showed no meaning... little relevancy, show;
For we cannot help agreeing that no living human being
Such as I was blessed with seeing Faery atop computer glow,
Ever yet was blessed with hearing half-naked faery, such a show,
Speak such phrase as "Baka yo."
But the Faery, sitting lonely on my monitor, spoke only
Those two words, as if her soul in that one phrase she did bestow.
Nothing further did she stammer; when she procured a large hammer,
Till I spoke up lack enamor, "Other friends have flown you know.
In the morning you will leave me, as my Hopes do always go."
Then she spoke up, "Baka yo!"
Startled at the stillness broken by reply so aptly spoken,
"Pity," said I, "what you mention is the only phrase you know.
Caught by some ungrateful bastard, whom I'm sure had claimed your master
Forced to copy ever faster till his song is now your woe;
Till the tortures of his force the melancholy burden flow;
Of "Baka... baka yo."
But the Faery still entreating me to smile at this chance meeting,
Straight I wheeled my cushioned chair in front of Faery and the glow;
Then, upon a quick rethinking, I returned myself to linking
Fancy unto fancy, thinking give this faery a quick Pfil show!
Show this slim and sexy faery how to do things like a pro.
Teach her more than, "Baka yo."
There I sat engaged in browsing, with the Faery, still arousing.
To the site with faery rousing saved into my normal flow;
This and more I sat reloading, with a pain unknown foreboding
On my monitor to which the faery stayed as if now home,
But whose precious hammer slamming with great force into my skull,
She hath swung it, this I know!
Then, methought, as I grew sore, and layed there sprawled out on the floor,
Swung by Faery magic whose foot-falls tinkled ever more.
"Wretch," I cried,"thy Hell hath sent thee, to my room where thou hast met me
To spite... to smite and sever from my images of Monroe!
Please, oh please my kind Faery, and forget this 'Lost Monroe'!"
Again she struck me, "Baka yo!"
"Stop it!" said I, "Wings of evil! Prophet still, if friend of devil!
With a temper sent for tempting, tempest tossed thee to my home,
Dressed half set and yet undaunted, to this crime for which I'm wanted,
In this home of assets flaunted... tell me truly, I must know!
Is there pennance I can bestow? Tell me! Tell me, I must know!"
Swung the Faery, "Baka yo!"
"Harlot!" said I, "Tempting demon! All this over released semen?!
Place your hammer that does strike me, to the side that I may show;
That this soul with sorrow laden, just requires a decent maiden,
If that's too much to display then take away my fair Monroe!
Take my pr0n and make thy way then, from this home so wrought with woe."
No hesitation, "Baka yo!"
"Make that phrase our sign of parting, Faery fiend!" I shrieked, upstarting.
Yet she swung unto my temple and more night's pain she did bestow!
With no reason for this deed, again she struck to make me bleed!
"Please my bones, leave unbroken! Quit this pain, please to go!
Take thy mallet from off my head, and take thy self from out my home!"
Swung the Faery, "Baka yo!"
And the Faery, isn't flitting, once more sitting... evil grinning
On the glowing screen of Packard just above the 'Lost Monroe';
And her eyes that never waver peer at me with such disfavor,
And then comes on my pr0n screen saver, to which the Faery sets to throw;
And my soul from in the corner cringes for it's time to go...
Down swoops the Faery, "BAKA YO!"
The fusion of Edgar Allan Poe and Michael Poe, written by BiShouNenKaMi, 10-26-2001.
Once upon a midnight stormy, while I web-surfed, drunk and horny,
Over many a stripped and daring banner of forgotten porn
While I nodded, quickly fapping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of someone loudly rapping... rapping at my bedroom door
"Tis just Bimbo," I muttered, "Go away you filthy whore!
Get thine self, from my door!"
Ah, so glad I wasn't sober, this here being late October,
And the light from my computer wrought a pattern on the floor.
Eagerly I wished for loading; veins inside me sought exploding
And my patience was eroding... eroding for the 'Lost Monroe'
For the rare and radiant actress whom had renamed as Monroe...
Currently began to load.
Then a sudden shot uncertain escaped my grasp and hit my curtain
Thrilled me, filled me with emotion that which I had felt before;
So that now, to still the beating of my heart, I stood repeating
"Who's your daddy, sweet thing? Who's your daddy, little whore?
I'm your daddy, that's who, sweet thing! Now get thine sweet ass off my floor!"
This I said and nothing more.
Presently turned on no longer, my curiousity grew stronger;
"Bimbo," said I, "or, is it Dave, what brings you here to my door?
Didn't you hear that I was fapping, when so loudly you came tapping,
And so loudly you came rapping... rapping at my bedroom door,
That I knew for sure I heard you" - here I opened wide my door:
Empty hallway. Nothing more.
Deep into that hallway staring, long I stood there silent swearing,
Cursing, plotting and comparing, never daring into it go;
But the silence was unbroken, in the hallway, no words spoken,
So I turned the door left open, to the loading 'Lost Monroe.'.
This I whispered, to the image, "I've been drinking, leave me alone."
Then I added, "Make it so."
Then into my chair returning, all the hormones in me burning.
Then again I heard a churning even louder than before.
"Surely," said I, "surely there is someone out my window;
Let me see, then, if it's Bimbo, playing games and nothing more.
Let my heart be still and tip-toe, with this bucket I will pour,
Onto Bimbo. Even score."
Open here I threw the shutter, when, with many flirt and flutter,
In there flew a stately Faery of the magic days of yore.
Not the least respect she showed me; nor an instant stopped or stayed she;
But, with grace of lord or lady, perched atop my monitor.
Perched upon my screen of Packard, just above my web-surf porn.
Perched, and sat, and nothing more.
Then this faery soon beguiling my sad fancy into smiling,
By the small and skimpy dressing of the outfit that she wore,
"Though thy chest be small and cherry, thou," I said, "are not so scary,
Just a cute and ancient Faery wandering from the magic glow.
Tell me if thou came to treat me, like the Pfil of which I know!"
Quoth the Faery, "Baka yo!"
Much I oggled this small faery and to hear her speak so clearly,
Though her answer showed no meaning... little relevancy, show;
For we cannot help agreeing that no living human being
Such as I was blessed with seeing Faery atop computer glow,
Ever yet was blessed with hearing half-naked faery, such a show,
Speak such phrase as "Baka yo."
But the Faery, sitting lonely on my monitor, spoke only
Those two words, as if her soul in that one phrase she did bestow.
Nothing further did she stammer; when she procured a large hammer,
Till I spoke up lack enamor, "Other friends have flown you know.
In the morning you will leave me, as my Hopes do always go."
Then she spoke up, "Baka yo!"
Startled at the stillness broken by reply so aptly spoken,
"Pity," said I, "what you mention is the only phrase you know.
Caught by some ungrateful bastard, whom I'm sure had claimed your master
Forced to copy ever faster till his song is now your woe;
Till the tortures of his force the melancholy burden flow;
Of "Baka... baka yo."
But the Faery still entreating me to smile at this chance meeting,
Straight I wheeled my cushioned chair in front of Faery and the glow;
Then, upon a quick rethinking, I returned myself to linking
Fancy unto fancy, thinking give this faery a quick Pfil show!
Show this slim and sexy faery how to do things like a pro.
Teach her more than, "Baka yo."
There I sat engaged in browsing, with the Faery, still arousing.
To the site with faery rousing saved into my normal flow;
This and more I sat reloading, with a pain unknown foreboding
On my monitor to which the faery stayed as if now home,
But whose precious hammer slamming with great force into my skull,
She hath swung it, this I know!
Then, methought, as I grew sore, and layed there sprawled out on the floor,
Swung by Faery magic whose foot-falls tinkled ever more.
"Wretch," I cried,"thy Hell hath sent thee, to my room where thou hast met me
To spite... to smite and sever from my images of Monroe!
Please, oh please my kind Faery, and forget this 'Lost Monroe'!"
Again she struck me, "Baka yo!"
"Stop it!" said I, "Wings of evil! Prophet still, if friend of devil!
With a temper sent for tempting, tempest tossed thee to my home,
Dressed half set and yet undaunted, to this crime for which I'm wanted,
In this home of assets flaunted... tell me truly, I must know!
Is there pennance I can bestow? Tell me! Tell me, I must know!"
Swung the Faery, "Baka yo!"
"Harlot!" said I, "Tempting demon! All this over released semen?!
Place your hammer that does strike me, to the side that I may show;
That this soul with sorrow laden, just requires a decent maiden,
If that's too much to display then take away my fair Monroe!
Take my pr0n and make thy way then, from this home so wrought with woe."
No hesitation, "Baka yo!"
"Make that phrase our sign of parting, Faery fiend!" I shrieked, upstarting.
Yet she swung unto my temple and more night's pain she did bestow!
With no reason for this deed, again she struck to make me bleed!
"Please my bones, leave unbroken! Quit this pain, please to go!
Take thy mallet from off my head, and take thy self from out my home!"
Swung the Faery, "Baka yo!"
And the Faery, isn't flitting, once more sitting... evil grinning
On the glowing screen of Packard just above the 'Lost Monroe';
And her eyes that never waver peer at me with such disfavor,
And then comes on my pr0n screen saver, to which the Faery sets to throw;
And my soul from in the corner cringes for it's time to go...
Down swoops the Faery, "BAKA YO!"
The fusion of Edgar Allan Poe and Michael Poe, written by BiShouNenKaMi, 10-26-2001.
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yes, everyone loves a man-slut. especially john, he has a whole stable full of he-bitches and man-sluts.
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Hey Kate.... will you make a desc for faust on furcadia? I would... but I'm lazy. I suppose we could always use the slutty one brian made for me
Thursday, October 24, 2002
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From FF.net:
"as the brown eyes before him literally melted into rich dark chocolate."
...ow?
"as the brown eyes before him literally melted into rich dark chocolate."
...ow?
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At least you didn't give him admin access...Wait, wait, you did.
And I hate you Charlie. You and your furry ways.
Note to self: Finish phallic tower/house in Morrowind.
Which Rocky character are you?
Alas, due to Emily, I know what they're talking about with the 'nipple' part.
And I hate you Charlie. You and your furry ways.
Note to self: Finish phallic tower/house in Morrowind.
Which Rocky character are you?
Alas, due to Emily, I know what they're talking about with the 'nipple' part.
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YAY! Well my work here is done so homeward I go.... Everybody call me tonight let's try to annoy my mom 487-2435 for anyone who didn't know... that goes for you too nonexistant fans!
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I now have the second highest rank in....erm...anywho. Hi! I play with knives!
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I've invited Brian to the blog.... cause he's the Mini-Pimp!
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And Ben! Cat got this! href="http://dentonvale.zombiegirls.net/test/rockytest.html">
Which Rocky character are you?
Which Rocky character are you?
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Alive! Alive I say Foul Fiend of the Pit! ARRRRRRRRRRRRR!
Tuesday, October 22, 2002
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maah
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Monday, October 21, 2002
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Oh, and I realized that I do, in fact have 'The Real Folk Blues Part II' on my computer! So I watch it! And then unearth information.
First:
Our favorite bounty hunters take on their most dangerous bounty head ever... and he has been planning the party to end all parties...
The events of this 120-minute motion picture take place between Session #22 & Session #23. The life of carefree Spike is changed forever, arguably influencing his choices at the end of the television series.
And second of all... DEAD! dead dead dead dead. Uh, if you haven't seen the last episodes, you don't want to spoil the ending (really), so don't click here
Looks like I win!
First:
Our favorite bounty hunters take on their most dangerous bounty head ever... and he has been planning the party to end all parties...
The events of this 120-minute motion picture take place between Session #22 & Session #23. The life of carefree Spike is changed forever, arguably influencing his choices at the end of the television series.
And second of all... DEAD! dead dead dead dead. Uh, if you haven't seen the last episodes, you don't want to spoil the ending (really), so don't click here
Looks like I win!
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Grr. Argh.
Someone else! post!
Someone else! post!
Sunday, October 20, 2002
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Arrrgh
HOT PANTS! Why did it have to be hot pants? ...I bet you want to click on the link, don't you?
HOT PANTS! Why did it have to be hot pants? ...I bet you want to click on the link, don't you?
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The Terrible Secret of Space
Yes. Go look. I was talking about this with Charlie...uh, about a week ago, I think.
Yes. Go look. I was talking about this with Charlie...uh, about a week ago, I think.
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To the people who made the "less generic NPC patch" for Morrowind, I have something to say to you.
I HATE YOU SO MUCH!
Um. Okay, here's a little sample of the new topics of discussion: Pimps, prostitutes, elderly priests molesting little kids and injuries in the groin. And pitfighting!
...Oh, and in the middle of that post, just around the 'groin injury' part, Charlie's mom called. She got back, and now wants tokill you know where you are. Just so you know.
I HATE YOU SO MUCH!
Um. Okay, here's a little sample of the new topics of discussion: Pimps, prostitutes, elderly priests molesting little kids and injuries in the groin. And pitfighting!
...Oh, and in the middle of that post, just around the 'groin injury' part, Charlie's mom called. She got back, and now wants to
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And now:
veldrane312 (21.31.40): Brian says that he made sweet passionate love with your mother laast night and then taped her and Butler doing it.....
Visaeril (21.31.55): ...I hate you so much
veldrane312 (21.32.19): We hate you too ass-goblin
Visaeril (21.32.37): note to self: send charlie and brian the most disturbing porn I can find
veldrane312 (21.32.52): Hell Yeah!
Visaeril (21.33.05): ...like, uh... not this
veldrane312 (21.33.07): Brian - I want to see what you can find
Visaeril (21.33.16): That was quick, wasn't it?
veldrane312 (21.33.27): Oh god
Visaeril (21.33.33): ^_^
veldrane312 (21.33.36): How do you? wtf?
veldrane312 (21.31.40): Brian says that he made sweet passionate love with your mother laast night and then taped her and Butler doing it.....
Visaeril (21.31.55): ...I hate you so much
veldrane312 (21.32.19): We hate you too ass-goblin
Visaeril (21.32.37): note to self: send charlie and brian the most disturbing porn I can find
veldrane312 (21.32.52): Hell Yeah!
Visaeril (21.33.05): ...like, uh... not this
veldrane312 (21.33.07): Brian - I want to see what you can find
Visaeril (21.33.16): That was quick, wasn't it?
veldrane312 (21.33.27): Oh god
Visaeril (21.33.33): ^_^
veldrane312 (21.33.36): How do you? wtf?
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This site is hosted within my bulbous, looming forehead. It reaches the net via telepathy.
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And now for something completely different - Your mom
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Kate you can hate me all you want but i must clear one thing up.
I did not in fact say "I dont trust kate. all she does is make others feel sorry for her,so it fills a void in her own life. And uses people"
I did in fact say "Too many people have betrayed me, I don't trust anyone anymore"
And i in fact said that four some days prior to this crap.
Also, AIM was created mostly for two people to have private conversations, and James turing around and talking about a convo, AND changing the words around, is just solidifying the fact that i don't trust much people, if at all.
Another note - Yes, i did go with Becca on this one, but i meant none of it. I wan'ted to stay on her good side, for one reason only, because she is NOT my best friend, what with the lies and deceit and all. The reason is, i'm still horribly infatutated with her, and my brain just jumped to her side. I'm not denying the things that I said i'm just stating why I did them and that they weren't sincere, I'm Immesurably sorry Kate, please forgive me, if you can, whith what I did to your heart.
Another 'nother note - Ben, you roxxorz
I did not in fact say "I dont trust kate. all she does is make others feel sorry for her,so it fills a void in her own life. And uses people"
I did in fact say "Too many people have betrayed me, I don't trust anyone anymore"
And i in fact said that four some days prior to this crap.
Also, AIM was created mostly for two people to have private conversations, and James turing around and talking about a convo, AND changing the words around, is just solidifying the fact that i don't trust much people, if at all.
Another note - Yes, i did go with Becca on this one, but i meant none of it. I wan'ted to stay on her good side, for one reason only, because she is NOT my best friend, what with the lies and deceit and all. The reason is, i'm still horribly infatutated with her, and my brain just jumped to her side. I'm not denying the things that I said i'm just stating why I did them and that they weren't sincere, I'm Immesurably sorry Kate, please forgive me, if you can, whith what I did to your heart.
Another 'nother note - Ben, you roxxorz
Saturday, October 19, 2002
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Ahh, it's like a really bad soap opera! Only with less amnesia.
Now, all I'm going to say about this is thus: People suck, and if you try and act like they don't bad stuff will happen. So people lie, cheat, and kill other people. Live with it.
In another topic altogether, Saturnalia is really great. 'Great, it fell into Geocities, the junkyard crud bucket lower level'
Now, all I'm going to say about this is thus: People suck, and if you try and act like they don't bad stuff will happen. So people lie, cheat, and kill other people. Live with it.
In another topic altogether, Saturnalia is really great. 'Great, it fell into Geocities, the junkyard crud bucket lower level'
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...which half?
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Ahem, tonights events with charlie and brian were great! We have pictures of charlie with nothing but boxers on wearing a whipped cream bra... yeah... we got real high... Coolwhip has nitros oxide, go them.
Oh, and charlie is playing DDR now, well, he's playing Dynasty Warriors 2 with the DDR pad, half naked.
Oh, and charlie is playing DDR now, well, he's playing Dynasty Warriors 2 with the DDR pad, half naked.
Friday, October 18, 2002
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And now... evil!
It's a game. four stages. I am stuck on Id 4, level 6. stupid teleporters. Id 2 & 3 were great though.
So, what are you waiting for?
It's a game. four stages. I am stuck on Id 4, level 6. stupid teleporters. Id 2 & 3 were great though.
So, what are you waiting for?
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heh heh...skwee
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Ben, i have thoroughly made fun of Charlie's mom for you... skwee
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Cursed Video
Well, have you heard of The Ring? It's a movie. And there's this...okay, just look at the video. It's creepy.
Well, have you heard of The Ring? It's a movie. And there's this...okay, just look at the video. It's creepy.
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And now, random quotes!
"Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies."
- Voltaire (1694-1778) on his deathbed in response to a priest asking that he renounce Satan.
"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying."
- Woody Allen (1935-)
"Egotist: a person more interested in himself than in me."
"I have come to chew bubble gum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubble gum."
vId'Ir carves Klingon symbols of glory and honour on the wall.
Hovmempo'wI' says, "You spelled Kilroy wrong."
...Yeah. KILROY WAS HERE!
"Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies."
- Voltaire (1694-1778) on his deathbed in response to a priest asking that he renounce Satan.
"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying."
- Woody Allen (1935-)
"Egotist: a person more interested in himself than in me."
"I have come to chew bubble gum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubble gum."
vId'Ir carves Klingon symbols of glory and honour on the wall.
Hovmempo'wI' says, "You spelled Kilroy wrong."
...Yeah. KILROY WAS HERE!
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Well, tell him to give me back my games. Now!
Also, make fun of his mom for me.
Also, make fun of his mom for me.
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Ben? Oh and uh, Charlie's at my house for like, 4 days, ^_^
Thursday, October 17, 2002
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Anything I say here would be explosive and full of rage.
Guess who didn't have a very good day?
Guess who didn't have a very good day?
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and what you dont post a whole ton? and Post about Morrowind then!... Your mom!
An easier way to post, i'll just edit from now on if i want to add to the previous comment
Ehm.. i did post like 45 posts in a day xx
An easier way to post, i'll just edit from now on if i want to add to the previous comment
Ehm.. i did post like 45 posts in a day xx
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To be fair, I am kinda busy with the Morrowind mods of doom.
And, uh, Brian? It would do wonders if you would post less posts with more content. I'm, uh, not annoyed, but /jesus/ is that a lot of posts.
And, uh, Brian? It would do wonders if you would post less posts with more content. I'm, uh, not annoyed, but /jesus/ is that a lot of posts.
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ahem, we should all go out and buy the PS2 game Frequency, it's insanely cool, i have the demo... i cant stop playing it, fucking 5 minutes and it kicks me out, ,have to wait 2 more just to play again, god, i need this game
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by Kitkinder @ 08:27 [edit] [link]
does anyone but us actually look at our blog? No really?
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It sucks to not have school and everybody else to have it... blegh...
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god you people suck, post something, i mean even BEN hasn't in a half day, c-mon?!
Wednesday, October 16, 2002
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Hey look, my own blog!
Oh and ben, publish this already
Oh and um, what the fuck is a technomancer anyways? Xx
Oh and ben, publish this already
Oh and um, what the fuck is a technomancer anyways? Xx
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anyways, now that the cleaning is done, i have tomorrow-sun free, woo, ,lets all get together and do.. stuff
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Ben, go beat up that necrofuck, now, must get you to NM mode so i can actually profit when we play D2
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Ahem, and now my trachia closes
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... hey!
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Ben, what's your opinion on happy li... wait now i get it
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Welllll today sucked, anyways... Guess what, if i don't clean the entire damn house by 9 pm tonight i'm grounded for 2.5 months! yay!
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Yay, another day, i wonder if this one'll be as fruitfull as the last?, by the way, the page still cant be displayed xx
Tuesday, October 15, 2002
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Statisticly, I did your /mom/ last night.
Also, If I stated my opinion on happy little people with razorblades, everyone I know would hate me.
Think about that for a moment.
Also, If I stated my opinion on happy little people with razorblades, everyone I know would hate me.
Think about that for a moment.
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by Kitkinder @ 22:57 [edit] [link]
Ahem, to reclairfy two previous grammatical errors (damn P-ACT's), I'm now going to pour acid and caulk into my phone jack.
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To clarify on other, less related reasons, Angelfalls and DropOut DethMix are the two most insane DDR songs ever.
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To clarify that massive grammatical error, i'm going to pour acid, then caulk, into my phone jack now.
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Whee, i've been online for half a day and aldready i count... 3 attempted suicides and... 8 cutters... i'm going to pour acid and then caulk into my phone jack now
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I have tons of Annamarie pics now, ,go webcam, so um, if anyone wants to see them, ,come to my house, ,or ask, and why does my comma stick?!
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jesus, nobody posted, ugh, Ancient world history test, blarrgghhh who cares about stupid morons and their fricked up governments and their screwed up wars that already happend... NOBODY!
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er.... why is the last post September 7th? well, in the main site? geh, update! people need our rants to see how sane they are!... Statistic, our blog has contributed to a 50% reduce in suicidal deaths and a 25% increace in accidently laughing to death deaths!
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*stabs the damn page* DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!
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i find it funny that you unadmined my cousin logan, teehee
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god, damn, it, DISPLAY THE DAMN PAGE xx
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curses, page cannot be displayed, blah. my school blows, i have to do this by tomorrow
1) Identify which picture of Jesus is your favorite from t he below, and explain why (75 word minimum)
2)having said that, in a three paragraph essay, explain how you "see" Jesus. We're not talking about the physical appearance of Jesus, but what you know and feel to be true about Him as you have gone through your life. Each paragraph should begin with an easy to understand summary statement. For example: I feel that Jesus is a gentle Messiah. Following that statement, ,write a 75-100 word paragraph substatiating your "vision". Each paragraph should include one Bible reference (the longer your referencec, the longer your paragraph!) which supply credibility to your comments.
Thank god, hehe... no pun intended... that this class dosent go on your GPA
1) Identify which picture of Jesus is your favorite from t he below, and explain why (75 word minimum)
2)having said that, in a three paragraph essay, explain how you "see" Jesus. We're not talking about the physical appearance of Jesus, but what you know and feel to be true about Him as you have gone through your life. Each paragraph should begin with an easy to understand summary statement. For example: I feel that Jesus is a gentle Messiah. Following that statement, ,write a 75-100 word paragraph substatiating your "vision". Each paragraph should include one Bible reference (the longer your referencec, the longer your paragraph!) which supply credibility to your comments.
Thank god, hehe... no pun intended... that this class dosent go on your GPA
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GOD JUST LOAD THE PAGE! ARG... bleh
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hehe, "How would you like to make this your perminent job?" "Firing gladstone?! Sure! GLADSTONE!" anyways
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by Kitkinder @ 17:37 [edit] [link]
on another note, no soccar anymore!
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by Kitkinder @ 17:34 [edit] [link]
hate all life xx
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by Kitkinder @ 17:28 [edit] [link]
Bleh, furcadia, i went there for 2 minutes and realized why i left, bleh, bleh i say, a nd now i go beat up mephisto again
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by Kitkinder @ 17:19 [edit] [link]
i'm going to go beat up Mephisto on NM mode now... yeah
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by Kitkinder @ 17:19 [edit] [link]
*sigh* the internet is back to normal, nobody talks, everyone ignores me, and i cant get ahold of anyone on the phone, this blows ;.;
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by Kitkinder @ 16:46 [edit] [link]
and on a random note, the E-Rotic DDR songs are hilarious, and the pictures are... well... yeah...
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by Kitkinder @ 16:40 [edit] [link]
... damn, ok so now i CANT get a ride there, blah... oh and when we all go joyridin once charlie gets his license in 6 months, we can REALLY go "Look charlie, it's the po-leece!
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by Kitkinder @ 14:55 [edit] [link]
and now i call ben and get charlies number so we can do shit... and by shit i mean DDR and scopin babes, or just ddr... or whatever...
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by Kitkinder @ 14:54 [edit] [link]
oh yes, you all need to read Virtual Reality 2.0 (WW book if you're an idiot) It was so fun and funny that i read it in an hour, and for a book of that -size- and -calibur- that is an increadible feat, and now i read it 5 times to memorize it, some breif notes on the book too
#1 the internet lingo rocks, FOAD is my new favorite abbreviation
#2 you can go in the web by three means, VR goggles (Just lets you see), something something (You can walk around in the 3d programming of the Awakend), Astral Immersion (You ARE IN the web, though, if you get de-rezzed(fragged, killed, beaten up, smashed by magicka, whatever) in this mode, your icon gets scattered and your brain is stuck in the web, fun, though AI is the best way in for certain things ;) )
#3 Certain things, they talk about sex alot, AI is fun because technically you can have all the sex you want, feel everything, and need not worry about your zitted-up face and baby makin'
#4 80% of everything online is hostile or evil or insane, my kinda' people
#5 the downside, 80% of everything online is hostile or evil or insane...
#6 the other 20% are newbs you can fuck wit!
#7 ... just read the damn book
#1 the internet lingo rocks, FOAD is my new favorite abbreviation
#2 you can go in the web by three means, VR goggles (Just lets you see), something something (You can walk around in the 3d programming of the Awakend), Astral Immersion (You ARE IN the web, though, if you get de-rezzed(fragged, killed, beaten up, smashed by magicka, whatever) in this mode, your icon gets scattered and your brain is stuck in the web, fun, though AI is the best way in for certain things ;) )
#3 Certain things, they talk about sex alot, AI is fun because technically you can have all the sex you want, feel everything, and need not worry about your zitted-up face and baby makin'
#4 80% of everything online is hostile or evil or insane, my kinda' people
#5 the downside, 80% of everything online is hostile or evil or insane...
#6 the other 20% are newbs you can fuck wit!
#7 ... just read the damn book
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by Kitkinder @ 14:46 [edit] [link]
oh yes and i can kick all your asses in BroodWar and C&CTibSun... so there
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by Kitkinder @ 14:45 [edit] [link]
right, i have internet now, and on Ben's note, yes, after it fades you plummet and die, thus the reason the mage fell like a rock... and i only have 2 hours per day online, so it's still like Netzero... only with fifty more hours. By the way, i real good friends wit Annamarie and Brie now and i don't think i been happier in a long time, woo, and charlie, i can GET to the arcade but i cant get BACK, w/o you, or something, blarh. By the way, play Q3A, it fun!... and Morrowind, i must now go run around on ocean's with my Jesus character, who has a lightsaber, and is in a Giant skin... yeah... DDR! >> <<
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Monday, October 14, 2002
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by visaeril @ 23:33 [edit] [link]
SOCK PUPPET
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Hey! Shounen Chikara is getting plot! ...okay, it is if you replace 'plot' with 'hot hot man love'
Link is right here
...I have the strangest hobbies.
Link is right here
...I have the strangest hobbies.
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by visaeril @ 23:04 [edit] [link]
Oh, sure. Just because I'm holding a small hollow tube /everyone/ thinks it was me.
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by visaeril @ 21:47 [edit] [link]
..oh, look, it's thanksgiving.
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by visaeril @ 13:25 [edit] [link]
...Sadly, I think that little anecdote was one of our longest posts.
Quick! someone be zany!
Quick! someone be zany!
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Now, some happy happy fun fun from the land of Morrowind! (I'm still sick)
Okay, when you leave Seyda Neen (the town you start in) and if you follow the path, you will soon hear this shreak of terror and then (if you turn quickly ehough) see someone fly out of the sky and die a bit off the path. Now, he has these three scrolls of a spell called "Icarian Flight". This will come up in a moment.
Now, another topic: Acrobatics. It's a skill you have, and it starts at 5/25/30(depending if it's a minor, major, or misc skill) Now, Acrobatics is basicly how high you jump, and much falling damage you take. At 5 you ca just jump off the ground, and take lots of falling damage. At around 50, you can do rather impressive jump, and you take small falling damage. Now, at 100 you can do superhuman jumps and take very small amounts of falling damage.
Now, Icarian Flight. The spell modifies your Acrobatics skill for 1000 for 7 seconds. You'd think that's be a good from of transportation, jumping around. And because you have a 1000+ Acrobatics skill, you wouldn't take that much falling damage. No. You go flying up for those seven seconds, and then it fades, and you plummet. with a 5 Acrobatics skill. ...yeah.
However, if you have God Mode on (I was using it to test my mod) and try that...well, I jumped 3-4 cells in one jump. Landed on one of Dagoth Ur's towers. Went over towns in one jump. Almost made it to my island (way far off the coast) in one fell swoop. And, using it makes your Acrobatics skill go sky-high(literally)!
In conclusion, I did your mom last night.
Okay, when you leave Seyda Neen (the town you start in) and if you follow the path, you will soon hear this shreak of terror and then (if you turn quickly ehough) see someone fly out of the sky and die a bit off the path. Now, he has these three scrolls of a spell called "Icarian Flight". This will come up in a moment.
Now, another topic: Acrobatics. It's a skill you have, and it starts at 5/25/30(depending if it's a minor, major, or misc skill) Now, Acrobatics is basicly how high you jump, and much falling damage you take. At 5 you ca just jump off the ground, and take lots of falling damage. At around 50, you can do rather impressive jump, and you take small falling damage. Now, at 100 you can do superhuman jumps and take very small amounts of falling damage.
Now, Icarian Flight. The spell modifies your Acrobatics skill for 1000 for 7 seconds. You'd think that's be a good from of transportation, jumping around. And because you have a 1000+ Acrobatics skill, you wouldn't take that much falling damage. No. You go flying up for those seven seconds, and then it fades, and you plummet. with a 5 Acrobatics skill. ...yeah.
However, if you have God Mode on (I was using it to test my mod) and try that...well, I jumped 3-4 cells in one jump. Landed on one of Dagoth Ur's towers. Went over towns in one jump. Almost made it to my island (way far off the coast) in one fell swoop. And, using it makes your Acrobatics skill go sky-high(literally)!
In conclusion, I did your mom last night.
Sunday, October 13, 2002
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by visaeril @ 22:50 [edit] [link]
And now the happy little link for today. Right here!
...I seem to be very bored. Cursed Morrowind. mmm, pillow.
...I seem to be very bored. Cursed Morrowind. mmm, pillow.
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I want some of the outfits from this comic.
...And some of the hairstyles.
Yes, I am very bored, why do you ask?
...And some of the hairstyles.
Yes, I am very bored, why do you ask?
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by visaeril @ 00:01 [edit] [link]
This still cracks me up
In case you're wondering, this has become my new bad-porn area, now that FF.net got all 'high and mightly' (read: the NC-17 fics were taking up to much bandwitch). Yeah. Quick, look at it before they change it!
In case you're wondering, this has become my new bad-porn area, now that FF.net got all 'high and mightly' (read: the NC-17 fics were taking up to much bandwitch). Yeah. Quick, look at it before they change it!
Saturday, October 12, 2002
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by visaeril @ 00:25 [edit] [link]
Oh, and Charlie? DEAD! Dead dead dead dead /dead/. haaah
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by visaeril @ 00:25 [edit] [link]
Your Mom.
You know what I need to make a mod for? LEGEND OF MANA. 3D. In Morrowind.
...You know, because you can disassemble the game down to nothing, you can do a whole ton of things. Interesting things!
...yes, I'm still sick(it's only been a day!), and I'm running low on lucidity
You know what I need to make a mod for? LEGEND OF MANA. 3D. In Morrowind.
...You know, because you can disassemble the game down to nothing, you can do a whole ton of things. Interesting things!
...yes, I'm still sick(it's only been a day!), and I'm running low on lucidity
Friday, October 11, 2002
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by Synystrad @ 14:58 [edit] [link]
Which CowBoy BeBop Session Are You?
Session 5:
"It looks like my past is finally catching up with me." - Spike
Those who forget the past are doomed to repeat it.
This however never applied to you, becuase you haven't ever left that place in the past.
Deep down in your soul you feel the need to end something started long ago, in days when life was so much simpler.
Be it anger, sadness, or happiness...eventually you must let it go...but not now..not yet.
There are still somethings that must be done.
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Update to Tunnel Report
Group: Emily, Charlie, Ben... Later: Charlie... Even later: Charlie, Emily
Updated second perspective and additional commentary
After we reached the first branch of the tunnel, we proceeded forward aproximately 30 feet... at this point I was in the lead and heard a loud splashing noise as of something moving in the darkness ahead of us. At this point I paused as my flashlight was flckering. Startled by this sudden movement and by my flickering light, Ben bolted for the entrance , leaving me and Emily a a hundred feet into the black tunnel with one flickering light. We beat a hasty retreat and regrouped on the outside of the tunnel, pausing for a quick snack of tortilla chips before venturing off to another entrance that we had spotted on our recon mission. After tenaciously making our way through the brush to the other tunnel entrance ( A grated door made entirely of metal) We spent a brief amount of time attempting to figure out the locking mechanism before deciding that I would return with a blow torch at a later date. We were separated as we made our way back by different routes. Ben and Emily actually went the same way but Ben moves much faster and had soon outdistanced her. I scaled a nearly vertical hill to return to the overhead path we take to get to the far location and took it farther than we had previously done. This took me to the waterfall that is directly behind the tunnel entrance where I perched and watched ben for 10 minutes until he noticed me. Then we waited another ten minutes for Emily to show up. When she didn't I became concerned and dispatched Ben to go find her, while I bravely waited with the chips. When they returned we made another foray into the tunnel, this time managing to get Ben to stay with us, as he had the good flashlight. I will continue this later... I have to go
Group: Emily, Charlie, Ben... Later: Charlie... Even later: Charlie, Emily
Updated second perspective and additional commentary
After we reached the first branch of the tunnel, we proceeded forward aproximately 30 feet... at this point I was in the lead and heard a loud splashing noise as of something moving in the darkness ahead of us. At this point I paused as my flashlight was flckering. Startled by this sudden movement and by my flickering light, Ben bolted for the entrance , leaving me and Emily a a hundred feet into the black tunnel with one flickering light. We beat a hasty retreat and regrouped on the outside of the tunnel, pausing for a quick snack of tortilla chips before venturing off to another entrance that we had spotted on our recon mission. After tenaciously making our way through the brush to the other tunnel entrance ( A grated door made entirely of metal) We spent a brief amount of time attempting to figure out the locking mechanism before deciding that I would return with a blow torch at a later date. We were separated as we made our way back by different routes. Ben and Emily actually went the same way but Ben moves much faster and had soon outdistanced her. I scaled a nearly vertical hill to return to the overhead path we take to get to the far location and took it farther than we had previously done. This took me to the waterfall that is directly behind the tunnel entrance where I perched and watched ben for 10 minutes until he noticed me. Then we waited another ten minutes for Emily to show up. When she didn't I became concerned and dispatched Ben to go find her, while I bravely waited with the chips. When they returned we made another foray into the tunnel, this time managing to get Ben to stay with us, as he had the good flashlight. I will continue this later... I have to go
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by visaeril @ 09:28 [edit] [link]
Blargh, I be sick.
So now I stay home and make patches for Morrowind.
I may be miserable, but at least I can be miserable and play Morrowind at the same time. And hey! The Wraith cover glows in the dark! I know this because I woke up at 5 in the morning feeling sick, and saw the cover glowing!
..Did I mention sick?
So now I stay home and make patches for Morrowind.
I may be miserable, but at least I can be miserable and play Morrowind at the same time. And hey! The Wraith cover glows in the dark! I know this because I woke up at 5 in the morning feeling sick, and saw the cover glowing!
..Did I mention sick?
Thursday, October 10, 2002
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by visaeril @ 23:05 [edit] [link]
Your Mom.
mmm, pillowy goodness.
...wait. I'm making a house. I can put whatever I want in it. *lugs out boxes that can store 8000+ items and fills them with pillows* hee hee hee
mmm, pillowy goodness.
...wait. I'm making a house. I can put whatever I want in it. *lugs out boxes that can store 8000+ items and fills them with pillows* hee hee hee
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by Kitkinder @ 21:45 [edit] [link]
And why in the unholy GODZ hell am I reading every WoD book i currently have at my residencec 4 times over? Ack, net's gonna boot, gtg, have fun, and um... BUY MORROWIND AND GET PILLOZ!
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by Kitkinder @ 21:44 [edit] [link]
Why is this called Entropy? Why am I a Morrowind addict now? Why am I not currently playing DDR? Why am I going to the Homecoming dance? Why am i collecting lanterns and pillows in Morrowind and making a diving board from hell with Ben? Why in the FUCK did i forget about my internet being on, go to sleep, and blow 6 hours doing nothing? Anyways, hi!
Wednesday, October 09, 2002
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by visaeril @ 23:55 [edit] [link]
...
...
hehe.
...right. I had a big explanation as to why this is funny, but then I remembered that if you have to tell why a joke is funny, then it's not funny. But knowing what Mac Hall is would help.
...
hehe.
...right. I had a big explanation as to why this is funny, but then I remembered that if you have to tell why a joke is funny, then it's not funny. But knowing what Mac Hall is would help.
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by visaeril @ 23:49 [edit] [link]
With enough pillows and bottles you can do /anything!/
Including making a 500+ foot diving board and then jumping into 2 inches of water.
In conclusion, you all need to get Morrowind.
Including making a 500+ foot diving board and then jumping into 2 inches of water.
In conclusion, you all need to get Morrowind.
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by visaeril @ 17:32 [edit] [link]
Mmm, Morrowindy goodness
Tuesday, October 08, 2002
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by visaeril @ 23:27 [edit] [link]
Note to self: Make this cake
You know, It's creepy when you scratch your chin and then look at your finger and see that it is completely covered in blood. Yeah.
You know, It's creepy when you scratch your chin and then look at your finger and see that it is completely covered in blood. Yeah.
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by visaeril @ 18:13 [edit] [link]
And now, in true MDA style, I give the first tunnel report.
10/8/02
2:00 to 4:30+
Group: Charlie, Ben, Emily
We left school at around 2, and headed to the riverside. A few days ago we found a suitable spot, but lacked flashlights. Today, at around 2:30 we arrived at the tunnel entrance, a rather small drainage pipe into the cliffside. About 15 feet into the tunnel it widened to a man-sized tunnel, complete with barred entrance. We saw this from the outside, but there were three bars of banded steel screwed into the door, preventing it from moving(thus, it being a barred door). Roughly 100+ feet into the tunnel, there was the first side passage, at an 45 degree angle. It was a short tunnel, leading to a rather ominious-looking hole in the roof where water trickled down into the water in the tunnel floor. So, returning to the 'main' tunnel, we went further. 25-50 more feet and we found a metal ladder(attached to the wall) that went nowhere. After passing a small plastic pipe that drained little drips of water into the tunnel, the water level incresed to almost the entire tunnel floor. Not that far after that, we found another drainage pipe spewing large quantities of water, blocking the entire tunnel with it's spray. Should return later with umbrella. At around this point, I left, because I had a bus to catch. So, uh...yeah?
10/8/02
2:00 to 4:30+
Group: Charlie, Ben, Emily
We left school at around 2, and headed to the riverside. A few days ago we found a suitable spot, but lacked flashlights. Today, at around 2:30 we arrived at the tunnel entrance, a rather small drainage pipe into the cliffside. About 15 feet into the tunnel it widened to a man-sized tunnel, complete with barred entrance. We saw this from the outside, but there were three bars of banded steel screwed into the door, preventing it from moving(thus, it being a barred door). Roughly 100+ feet into the tunnel, there was the first side passage, at an 45 degree angle. It was a short tunnel, leading to a rather ominious-looking hole in the roof where water trickled down into the water in the tunnel floor. So, returning to the 'main' tunnel, we went further. 25-50 more feet and we found a metal ladder(attached to the wall) that went nowhere. After passing a small plastic pipe that drained little drips of water into the tunnel, the water level incresed to almost the entire tunnel floor. Not that far after that, we found another drainage pipe spewing large quantities of water, blocking the entire tunnel with it's spray. Should return later with umbrella. At around this point, I left, because I had a bus to catch. So, uh...yeah?
Monday, October 07, 2002
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by visaeril @ 13:35 [edit] [link]
| You are 46% geek | |
 | You are a geek liaison, which means you go both ways. You can hang out with normal people or you can hang out with geeks which means you often have geeks as friends and/or have a job where you have to mediate between geeks and normal people. This is an important role and one of which you should be proud. In fact, you can make a good deal of money as a translator.
|
Take the Polygeek Quiz at Thudfactor.com
Yep. I liked the last question in that quiz.
Sunday, October 06, 2002
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by visaeril @ 18:20 [edit] [link]
Some should post a rant, because I'm tired of reading and writing all these one-liners. It doesn't even have to be a rant, just something other than lyrics that takes a little bit to read. I'd post a rant myself, but, uh, I would be really long-winded and annoy everyone who reads the blog.
Saturday, October 05, 2002
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by visaeril @ 23:43 [edit] [link]
Note to self: Never invite Charlie over again. ever.
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by visaeril @ 15:28 [edit] [link]
mmm, Synchronity
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by visaeril @ 15:08 [edit] [link]
Ah, John's old fanfic. Sadly, not the worst I've ever read.
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by Synystrad @ 02:57 [edit] [link]
And now I read john's old fanfic... and try really hard not to throw myself off a building in horror
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by Synystrad @ 02:11 [edit] [link]
So yeah... I hate you all... except you Kate
Thursday, October 03, 2002
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by visaeril @ 22:02 [edit] [link]
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by visaeril @ 22:00 [edit] [link]
You know, It's really sad. Now that we're hosted on John's computer, the blog is up even less that it's updated.
Also, Planescape Torment is really really cool. And the Planescape setting would make a feasible AD&D/WoD/whatever else crossover.
That is all.
Also, Planescape Torment is really really cool. And the Planescape setting would make a feasible AD&D/WoD/whatever else crossover.
That is all.
Wednesday, October 02, 2002
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by visaeril @ 11:06 [edit] [link]
Maa?
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by visaeril @ 07:50 [edit] [link]
doromo /ka/ wanei, zuka~ata...
Yeah, I'll stop now.
Yeah, I'll stop now.
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by visaeril @ 07:50 [edit] [link]
Look! Suze purged all her blog entries! And I have The Vegan Rant and such! whoo!
..yeah. Hey, shut up John, I /do/ think Morrowind will run on my computer.
..yeah. Hey, shut up John, I /do/ think Morrowind will run on my computer.
Tuesday, October 01, 2002
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by visaeril @ 21:41 [edit] [link]
Which CowBoy BeBop Session Are You?
Session 26:
"I'm not going there to die. I'm going there to see if I really am alive." - Spike
You finally get it.
Very few people ever reach that point in life, but you my friend have made it.
Seeing beyond the everyday problems of our existance, you finally have the weight you carried for so long lifted from your shoulders.
You understand everyday must be enjoyed for what it is, and when this dream we call life ends, that's all that matters.
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by Synystrad @ 10:48 [edit] [link]
So now I go to the sunnerzrealm message board and post replys to old posts... See if you can find them for extra credit or sexual favours! (Depending on who goes and finds them...)
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by Synystrad @ 10:37 [edit] [link]
Yeah... No ones on... and it's pissing me off like mad
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