Sunday, November 17, 2002

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by visaeril @ 23:09 [edit] [link]

And now, I give you: The Highly Incorrect Bible in less than a page:

GOD: Yo, wazzup?
SMALL TRIBE: Oooh, shiny.
GOD: Now then, y'all. Follow these 10 rules and you'll get to live with me in by big hizzouse in the sky. But if you break them, then I chuck you into the furnace!
SMALL TRIBE: We'll do our best!
10 YEARS LATER

GOD: See? Not one of you kept to those rules. Even though I made them to be broken. Now, because you broke my rules, y'all are going to burn in Hell!
SMALL TRIBE: But...uh?
GOD: So, because I'm so nice, I'll just go down there and die for you. Even though I'm a GOD so this sacrifice has no meaning.
SMALL TRIBE: Woo!
GOD: But you have to devote your lives to irritating everyone else about converting to my side. Even though I'm the reason you're in this mess.
SMALL TRIBE: We'll have no problem converting people. After all, who could explain a booming voice coming from the heavens?
GOD: Yeah, about that... I'm just going to dissappear for a large amount of time.
SMALL TRIBE: ...damn.

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