In the dark I thought I heard somebody call

My cornflakes talk to me too...
"Have a dream about the cornflake. It tells me it was happier in the garbage, that trashcans are cornflake Heaven, and that I've ruined its chances at eternal life. How could I? I wake up, panic, and run downstairs to put the cornflake back in the trash."
All razor blades should be confiscated and labeled government property. If bought, borrowed, or used, you should be monitered. "That and not having any razor blades."
"I wonder if it killed itself, leaping from the tree because it couldn't take it anymore? ~ I take the leaf with me. We can be lonely together."
Ok, then every tree is a cult and all the leaves are it's members. Every fall they commit mass suicide to get to their -heaven- ... and the leaf is dead, it cannot be lonley with you. Plus, if it were with you it wouldn't be lonley... er... >> <<
"Fucking men." ^_^
"do you have a necromancer on staff?" Second Foundation might o.o;
"I'm going to a party with Ryan Taylor, the best looking boy in school. But I feel ugly, weird, and stupid. He's going to hate me, I'll make a fool of myself, and everyone will know how dumb I am. " At this point in the story I want to slap the bitch so hard o.o;;;
"the pain and misery I have to face daily in the eternal Shakespearean tragedy that is my life." Oh shut the fucking hell up for christ's sake X_x ::Slap slap slap:: I can't wait till I figure out the real reason she's depressed, so I can figure out if she's being a stupid overdepressed moron or not, and probably slap her just the same.
"but that nobody will ever understand what I'm going through. It's just impossible." Now maybe if you TOLD US!!! X_X;
"all men are scum." ^_^
"I'm going to blow my brains out in front of everyone, in the cafeteria. That'll show them. Then maybe they'll understand." That you're an insane stupid fuck who's had a few bad days? Ok yeah now I understand too... you moron.
"Then - disaster. I've forgotten the bullets. " Quick! Throw the gun at them! Stab them with the gunnnn!!!!
"All my bullshit, my stupid, imaginary problems, and here was a woman whose daughter hated her. She killed herself because of me, because of my stupid shit. Maybe it's time to grow the fuck up." ::Claps:: And it only took your MOM'S Suicide because you're a stupid stupid weak idiot, to make you realize that you are, indeed, a stupid stupid weak idiot!
Oh and here would seem to be the best place to interject that I've been diagnosed with Manic Depression and Endogenous depression, and that I get Reactive and Psychotic deperssion from time to time o.o;;; I think they canceled out and thats why i'm so happy ^_^
And now... I do your mom!