In the dark I thought I heard somebody call

You know, I agree with everything here. Expecially this part:
If you cannot or will not spell simple fucking words like "you," "with," "to/too" and so on and instead write them "u," "wif," and "2," you're probably an idiot and I probably don't like you.

If you cannot tell the difference between "too/two/to" and "they're/ their/there" and "you're/your/you," you're probably an idiot and I probably don't like you.

If you refuse to use your shift key, you're probably an idiot and I probably don't like you.

If you refuse to turn your caps lock off, you're probably an idiot and I probably don't like you.

If you refuse to use punctuation except as decoration, you're probably an idiot and I probably don't like you.

If you continually use the "words" alot and eachother, you're probably an idiot and I probably don't like you. Is it so fucking hard to put a space between "a" and "lot," and between "each" and "other?" JESUS!

If your writing--especially in a piece of fiction, fanfic or otherwise- -looks like it was translated from English to Japanese and back again in Babelfish, you're a probably a fucking moron, and I probably wish to rip your spinal cord out through your asshole.

And if you commit any or all of the above sins on a regular basis, AND claim to be a college student or, God forbid, a college graduate, you are an utter waste of skin, not to mention tuition. What the fuck were you paying for!?

CAT I AM LOOKING AT YOU!

In case anyone happens to read this at school.