Sunday, November 10, 2002

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by visaeril @ 15:20 [edit] [link]

You know what you all have to do? Commit every Mortal Sin and break every one of the ten Commandments. In one day. Remember:
1) Sloth.
2) Pride.
3) Wrath.
4) Gluttony.
5) Lust.
6) Avarice
7) Envy.
and the ten commandents are:
I
You Shall Have NO Other Gods Before Me
II
You Shall Not Make
For Yourself An Idol
Or Any Likeness Of
What Is In Heaven Above
Or On The Earth Beneath
Or In The Water
Under The Earth
You Shall Not Worship
Them Or Serve Them
For I, The Lord Your God,
Am A Jealous God
III
You Shall Not Take The Name
Of The Lord Your God In Vain
IV
Remember The Sabbath Day
Keep It Holy
V
Honor Your Father & Your Mother
VI
You Shall Not Murder
VII
You Shall Not Commit Adultery
VIII
You Shall Not Steal
IX
You Shall Not Bear False
Witness Against Your Neighbor
X
You Shall Not
Covet Your
Neighbor's House
You Shall Not
Covet Your Neighbor's Wife
Or His Male Servant
Or Female Servant
Or His Ox
Or His Donkey
Or Anything Else That Belongs To Your Neighbor

(NOTE: Eating meat counts as killing.)

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