MacArthur's Park is melting in the dark
All the sweet, green icing flowing down...
Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don't think that I can take it
'cause it took so long to bake it
And I'll never have that recipe AGAAAAAAAAAAAIN!
Tuesday, December 31, 2002
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Monday, December 30, 2002
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Then God said, "I give you every seed-bearing plant on the face of the whole earth and every tree that has fruit with seed in it. They will be yours for food."
- Genesis 1:29
- Genesis 1:29
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...After looking at more game info for Makaisenki Disgaia, I really want the game. ...I hope it comes out in America. Course, then I'd need a PS2. Curses.
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You know, I don't think that any of the characters in Makaisenki Disgaia are wearing what could be called a shirt.
Sunday, December 29, 2002
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by visaeril @ 16:19 [edit] [link]
This is much more amusing if you look at the other pictures.
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Well, it's better than nothing: Chao porn!
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Someone, somewhere, has written/drawn Chao porn. I intent to find it before the day is over.
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"Someone once asked me if I didn't drink because I was a control freak. Later that night I ended up being the only one able to talk to the Fire Department, cleaning up $1200 worth of damage to my kitchen, and calling an ambulance for my roommate."
There's a reason I avoid alcohol. It's amazingly toxic.
C'mon, someone else say something.
EDIT: More propaganda!
"The most noticeable is it's effect on the brain. It can migrate through the membrane surrounding the brain rather easily, and cause it's disruptions directly to the neurons. It gets to the receptors on the neurons, and attaches to them, blocking neurotransmitters from activating the neuron. As the amount of alcohol increases inside the brain, cells essentially shut down because they cannot receive signals. The more alcohol consumed, the lower the levels of brain activity, and the worse the ability to process stimuli and react to it.
It affects the outer areas of the brain first, which control higher level functions, such as reasoning. As those areas shut down, more primal, simple areas of the brain end up in control, unless so much is consumed that that area shuts down also, which can result in passing out or even death, due to disturbing vital functioning of the body."
There's a reason I avoid alcohol. It's amazingly toxic.
C'mon, someone else say something.
EDIT: More propaganda!
"The most noticeable is it's effect on the brain. It can migrate through the membrane surrounding the brain rather easily, and cause it's disruptions directly to the neurons. It gets to the receptors on the neurons, and attaches to them, blocking neurotransmitters from activating the neuron. As the amount of alcohol increases inside the brain, cells essentially shut down because they cannot receive signals. The more alcohol consumed, the lower the levels of brain activity, and the worse the ability to process stimuli and react to it.
It affects the outer areas of the brain first, which control higher level functions, such as reasoning. As those areas shut down, more primal, simple areas of the brain end up in control, unless so much is consumed that that area shuts down also, which can result in passing out or even death, due to disturbing vital functioning of the body."
Saturday, December 28, 2002
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...All I really have to say is...
Green Hill Zone in SA2 is realy really great. woo, fish!
Green Hill Zone in SA2 is realy really great. woo, fish!
Tuesday, December 24, 2002
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by Kitkinder @ 22:42 [edit] [link]
And now... I get an XboX for christmas... Halo... and Mech assault... yay!
Monday, December 23, 2002
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by visaeril @ 16:51 [edit] [link]
monkey.
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I guess it dosen't help much that the damn thing double posted xx
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A funny story I once heard -
One day, several hevially stoned men were walking along the street. They noticed a bible and because they were hevially stoned, as no one in the right mind-set would do this, they began reading it. At one point one of the men asked "Who is God?" Then the second said "Why is God here?" The third said "When was he here?" The fourth "What is God?" The fifth "Where is God?" The sixth "How did God create life?" The seventh, being rather clearheaded as he was far less stoned than the rest asked, "Does God know he's a backwards Dog?" Thusly, two hours later these stoned men created a religeon based on the bible and it's teachings. The first six men called it christanity. The seventh man wandered off to make a religeon of his own, because the first six were teaching everything backwards, and not realizing that God was Dog backwards. After finding out that the seventh man was completely correct in everything, the christians found him and severely beat him for his teachings. They then crossed him to the nail, much like the man's Susej was nailed to in the man's Elbib. Christianity then thrived, teaching everything the wrong way, while the seventh man's teachings slowly worked their way up as Satanism, being as the man's name was Natas. Therefore, in conclusion, if you realize that God is really Dog backwards, and flip the stories of the Bible, you realize that everything is a lie and backwards, and we should all be sleeping under our beds.
This is funny, for three reasons:
1 - The last statment is a good moral for life.
2 - This mocks everything in the bible at once.
3 - I made it and i'm so going to Lleh.
One day, several hevially stoned men were walking along the street. They noticed a bible and because they were hevially stoned, as no one in the right mind-set would do this, they began reading it. At one point one of the men asked "Who is God?" Then the second said "Why is God here?" The third said "When was he here?" The fourth "What is God?" The fifth "Where is God?" The sixth "How did God create life?" The seventh, being rather clearheaded as he was far less stoned than the rest asked, "Does God know he's a backwards Dog?" Thusly, two hours later these stoned men created a religeon based on the bible and it's teachings. The first six men called it christanity. The seventh man wandered off to make a religeon of his own, because the first six were teaching everything backwards, and not realizing that God was Dog backwards. After finding out that the seventh man was completely correct in everything, the christians found him and severely beat him for his teachings. They then crossed him to the nail, much like the man's Susej was nailed to in the man's Elbib. Christianity then thrived, teaching everything the wrong way, while the seventh man's teachings slowly worked their way up as Satanism, being as the man's name was Natas. Therefore, in conclusion, if you realize that God is really Dog backwards, and flip the stories of the Bible, you realize that everything is a lie and backwards, and we should all be sleeping under our beds.
This is funny, for three reasons:
1 - The last statment is a good moral for life.
2 - This mocks everything in the bible at once.
3 - I made it and i'm so going to Lleh.
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A funny story I once heard -
One day, several hevially stoned men were walking along the street. They noticed a bible and because they were hevially stoned, as no one in the right mind-set would do this, they began reading it. At one point one of the men asked "Who is God?" Then the second said "Why is God here?" The third said "When was he here?" The fourth "What is God?" The fifth "Where is God?" The sixth "How did God create life?" The seventh, being rather clearheaded as he was far less stoned than the rest asked, "Does God know he's a backwards Dog?" Thusly, two hours later these stoned men created a religeon based on the bible and it's teachings. The first six men called it christanity. The seventh man wandered off to make a religeon of his own, because the first six were teaching everything backwards, and not realizing that God was Dog backwards. After finding out that the seventh man was completely correct in everything, the christians found him and severely beat him for his teachings. They then crossed him to the nail, much like the man's Susej was nailed to in the man's Elbib. Christianity then thrived, teaching everything the wrong way, while the seventh man's teachings slowly worked their way up as Satanism, being as the man's name was Natas. Therefore, in conclusion, if you realize that God is really Dog backwards, and flip the stories of the Bible, you realize that everything is a lie and backwards, and we should all be sleeping under our beds.
This is funny, for three reasons:
1 - The last statment is a good moral for life.
2 - This mocks everything in the bible at once.
3 - I made it and i'm so going to Lleh.
One day, several hevially stoned men were walking along the street. They noticed a bible and because they were hevially stoned, as no one in the right mind-set would do this, they began reading it. At one point one of the men asked "Who is God?" Then the second said "Why is God here?" The third said "When was he here?" The fourth "What is God?" The fifth "Where is God?" The sixth "How did God create life?" The seventh, being rather clearheaded as he was far less stoned than the rest asked, "Does God know he's a backwards Dog?" Thusly, two hours later these stoned men created a religeon based on the bible and it's teachings. The first six men called it christanity. The seventh man wandered off to make a religeon of his own, because the first six were teaching everything backwards, and not realizing that God was Dog backwards. After finding out that the seventh man was completely correct in everything, the christians found him and severely beat him for his teachings. They then crossed him to the nail, much like the man's Susej was nailed to in the man's Elbib. Christianity then thrived, teaching everything the wrong way, while the seventh man's teachings slowly worked their way up as Satanism, being as the man's name was Natas. Therefore, in conclusion, if you realize that God is really Dog backwards, and flip the stories of the Bible, you realize that everything is a lie and backwards, and we should all be sleeping under our beds.
This is funny, for three reasons:
1 - The last statment is a good moral for life.
2 - This mocks everything in the bible at once.
3 - I made it and i'm so going to Lleh.
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*Dances like someone going to a cute senior girls' house and giving her presents.*
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Wait a minute... thats Tectonic........ shut up
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Wait... you mean the bible isn't good? (Yes, yes i'm joking... don't stab me)
And uh... you wholesomly danced like someone kissing a massive hunk of rock sliding beneath us? (Wow that sounded dirty.)
And uh... you wholesomly danced like someone kissing a massive hunk of rock sliding beneath us? (Wow that sounded dirty.)
Saturday, December 21, 2002
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As everyone who is not a white male landowner with slaves should.
Thursday, December 19, 2002
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"Principia Discordia, 5th Edition
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THE FIVE COMMANDMENTS (THE PENTABARF)
The PENTABARF was discovered by the hermit Apostle Zarathud in the Fifth Year of The Caterpillar. He found them carved in gilded stone, while building a sun deck for his cave, but their import was lost for they were written in a mysterious cypher. However, after 10 weeks & 11 hours of intensive scrutiny he discerned that the message could be read by standing on his head and viewing it upside down.
KNOW YE THIS O MAN OF FAITH!
I - There is no Goddess but Goddess and She is Your Goddess. There is no Erisian Movement but The Erisian Movement and it is The Erisian Movement. And every Golden Apple Corps is the beloved home of a Golden Worm.
II - A Discordian Shall Always use the Official Discordian Document Numbering System.
III - A Discordian is Required during his early Illumination to Go Off Alone & Partake Joyously of a Hot Dog on a Friday; this Devotive Ceremony to Remonstrate against the popular Paganisms of the Day: of Catholic Christendom (no meat on Friday), of Judaism (no meat of Pork), of Hindic Peoples (no meat of Beef), of Buddhists (no meat of animal), and of Discordians (no Hot Dog Buns).
IV - A Discordian shall Partake of No Hot Dog Buns, for Such was the Solace of Our Goddess when She was Confronted with The Original Snub.
V - A Discordian is Prohibited of Believing what he reads.
IT IS SO WRITTEN! SO BE IT. HAIL DISCORDIA! PROSECUTORS WILL BE TRANSGRESSICUTED."
This makes much more sense than the Bible.
Previous Page | Next Page
THE FIVE COMMANDMENTS (THE PENTABARF)
The PENTABARF was discovered by the hermit Apostle Zarathud in the Fifth Year of The Caterpillar. He found them carved in gilded stone, while building a sun deck for his cave, but their import was lost for they were written in a mysterious cypher. However, after 10 weeks & 11 hours of intensive scrutiny he discerned that the message could be read by standing on his head and viewing it upside down.
KNOW YE THIS O MAN OF FAITH!
I - There is no Goddess but Goddess and She is Your Goddess. There is no Erisian Movement but The Erisian Movement and it is The Erisian Movement. And every Golden Apple Corps is the beloved home of a Golden Worm.
II - A Discordian Shall Always use the Official Discordian Document Numbering System.
III - A Discordian is Required during his early Illumination to Go Off Alone & Partake Joyously of a Hot Dog on a Friday; this Devotive Ceremony to Remonstrate against the popular Paganisms of the Day: of Catholic Christendom (no meat on Friday), of Judaism (no meat of Pork), of Hindic Peoples (no meat of Beef), of Buddhists (no meat of animal), and of Discordians (no Hot Dog Buns).
IV - A Discordian shall Partake of No Hot Dog Buns, for Such was the Solace of Our Goddess when She was Confronted with The Original Snub.
V - A Discordian is Prohibited of Believing what he reads.
IT IS SO WRITTEN! SO BE IT. HAIL DISCORDIA! PROSECUTORS WILL BE TRANSGRESSICUTED."
This makes much more sense than the Bible.
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^_^
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Ben reads too much, I think.
Wednesday, December 18, 2002
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ทุกสิ่ง,
ทุกสิ่งทุกอย่าง,
ทุกอย่าง,
ทั้งหมด
MMM, unicode.
ทุกสิ่งทุกอย่าง,
ทุกอย่าง,
ทั้งหมด
MMM, unicode.
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"I'm looking forward to when bioengineering moves from technology to handicraft: biotech on the other side of necessity, where it enters the realm of nose piercing. People with tiny little goldfish swimming in one eye or feathers growing out of their backs. I'd love to be in a world where women grow penises because it is fashionable, or you can have an eye replacement of a different color or from a different species. All the adults will say, "Tut, tut, tut, girls never had penises in my day. We used to pierce our noses and lips. Why don't you do that?" And the kids will say, "Mom, you're so old- fashioned." All good technology should be used to piss off people's parents."
-- Neil Gaiman
-- Neil Gaiman
Tuesday, December 17, 2002
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Unrealated, but still nifty: We can now play 5 player games at school. Gateway 1/Gateway 2/Video Comp/Compaq/Blue Imac. Voon.
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by visaeril @ 22:27 [edit] [link]
Also, an amazingly long part of Revelations focuses on how Babylon will fall.
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by visaeril @ 22:23 [edit] [link]
Okay. In the Bible, it says that there will be a total of 144,000 that ascend into Heaven. There is currently a population of (roughly) 6,000,000,000,000 living on this planet. Using simple arithmatic, you can figure that a total of 5,999,999,856,000 people will endure the stings of the demons. Also note that every one of the 144,000 people are virgin men (who have not been defiled with women(Revelations, 14:4)), and all of them have never told a lie, and have no faults with them.
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MST?
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I called 'LLCPPJ' yesterday! By the way, the J stands for John, you can figure out the rest from there.
Monday, December 16, 2002
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by visaeril @ 16:53 [edit] [link]
hee hee hee
Friday, December 13, 2002
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by visaeril @ 21:20 [edit] [link]
...Amusingly, I can't seem to find a copy of it non-MSTed.
But that might be for the best. Here, scroll down to the bottom, it's a six part fic.
...Of course, you really really /don't/ want to read this, so...
But that might be for the best. Here, scroll down to the bottom, it's a six part fic.
...Of course, you really really /don't/ want to read this, so...
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ASADAE?
Thursday, December 12, 2002
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John: Kisuno(!) sent me mail. It reads:
" tell JOHN that KISU demands him to be on AIM at all times of the DAY and NIGHT.
... or I'll have his head. possibly both of them. XD
OR just give him my email (drowning_hellfire@yahoo.com) OR my screen name which would be xsilencedsongx. you can spam me there, if you want.
thank you~ ^_^' "
Yep. NOT THAT YOU EVER CHECK THIS.
" tell JOHN that KISU demands him to be on AIM at all times of the DAY and NIGHT.
... or I'll have his head. possibly both of them. XD
OR just give him my email (drowning_hellfire@yahoo.com) OR my screen name which would be xsilencedsongx. you can spam me there, if you want.
thank you~ ^_^' "
Yep. NOT THAT YOU EVER CHECK THIS.
Wednesday, December 11, 2002
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by visaeril @ 20:02 [edit] [link]
Ahh yes, Doug Winger. ... ... Ever read ASADAE?
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by Kitkinder @ 18:09 [edit] [link]
People scare me...
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Go here!
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Wow, even 200 years ago they had tentacle porn!
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by visaeril @ 15:47 [edit] [link]
I want a bioluminescent lamp! We could make them! Octopus in a jar! Or this!
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Look at this! It's around 200 years old!
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by visaeril @ 08:58 [edit] [link]
Hee hee hee. Um. That's what you get for...uh, not having the Korean text in the first place.
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by Kitkinder @ 06:15 [edit] [link]
I hate you on an astronomical scale for making me download the korean text support for 20 minutes just to find out that Raggy was pay... get my hopes up will you!?
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by Kitkinder @ 05:56 [edit] [link]
I hate you, and I hate you more.
Tuesday, December 10, 2002
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What about the rotting zombie/samurai/rotting zombie pr0n?
...and it's Slave Mai
...and it's Slave Mai
Monday, December 09, 2002
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by Kitkinder @ 22:26 [edit] [link]
To comment on the bad pr0n, i must say the octopus, octopus, anthromorphic cat-chick threesome pr0n was very disturbing, thankfully, i have forgotton the url
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The pr0n isn't that bad, i've seen far, far worse... Slave maya ring a bell? Oh, and what is that, a ring?
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Also, to answer Ben's inevitable question 'We have a 'fuck' value?'... Yes... yes we do.
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Check my journal! Because at the moment I don't think all the incessant rage and hate for Kingdom hearts can not only fit on this blog, but it would also increase the 'Fuck' value of this blog by at least 900 fold.
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by visaeril @ 18:48 [edit] [link]
Okay, now the more I read the Bible, the more I think the whole thing is based upon alien visits to the Earth. No, really.
""The many eyed ones who serve as the wheels of the chariot of God." Sometimes called the Ophanim. They are said to have been assigned the task of fulfilling the justice of God. Their power lies in humility. Although they are said to shine as brightly as the Seraphim and the Cherubim, their humility allows them to objectively pass judgments on behalf of God."
""The many eyed ones who serve as the wheels of the chariot of God." Sometimes called the Ophanim. They are said to have been assigned the task of fulfilling the justice of God. Their power lies in humility. Although they are said to shine as brightly as the Seraphim and the Cherubim, their humility allows them to objectively pass judgments on behalf of God."
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by visaeril @ 10:46 [edit] [link]
Hee Hee Hee
Sunday, December 08, 2002
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by visaeril @ 22:52 [edit] [link]
PANTS!
I will explain...well, later.
I will explain...well, later.
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by visaeril @ 21:09 [edit] [link]
...Here. Have some (very wrong) pr0n!
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by Kitkinder @ 20:20 [edit] [link]
Oh by the way, in GTA VC, you rob a bank, and it's fun as hell, especially when the swat teams drop smoke in from teh roof and slide down on ropes and then you whip a gatling out and mow 'em down
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by Kitkinder @ 20:18 [edit] [link]
But hentai dosen't include Amelia! Amelia is a brand new character! and.. and.. I give it three days before hentai for it comes out.
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Mmm good reading, ben, find more of good reading!
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by visaeril @ 20:01 [edit] [link]
I have one word for you. 'Hentai'.
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by Kitkinder @ 19:57 [edit] [link]
Go watch treasure planet, furthermore, watch the Cat-chick captain of incredible sexyness.
Cartoons CAN be sexy, just watch it!
Cartoons CAN be sexy, just watch it!
Saturday, December 07, 2002
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by visaeril @ 20:08 [edit] [link]
maaah
Thursday, December 05, 2002
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by visaeril @ 22:57 [edit] [link]
Well. It's Saturnalia/Yule/Festival of the Lights/'Winter Solstice'/etc, etc time of year. Christ's birth was (most likely) in /September,/ you people. Another example of the Church trying to take a 'pagan' holiday and change it to a christian holiday. (See: Easter)
Amusingly, the first two hits for a Google search for 'Saturnalia' gives you the comic, not the holy day. Also, I realize that Winter Solstice isn't a holy day so much as an Astronomical event, but still. People thousands of years ago noted it, it's getting a mention here.
Amusingly, the first two hits for a Google search for 'Saturnalia' gives you the comic, not the holy day. Also, I realize that Winter Solstice isn't a holy day so much as an Astronomical event, but still. People thousands of years ago noted it, it's getting a mention here.
Monday, December 02, 2002
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by visaeril @ 16:36 [edit] [link]
Oh, by the way...read this.
Sunday, December 01, 2002
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by Kitkinder @ 20:29 [edit] [link]
Is it real?.... *shudders*
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too frightened to check the pictures out... wayyy too frightened
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AHHHHH CREEPY!
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by visaeril @ 17:11 [edit] [link]
Note to self: Do not read fifteen very good horror stories in a row. In an empty house. With one light on.
Jesus. An example
Jesus. An example
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I am wearing pants. ...or am I?
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Wang
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