In the dark I thought I heard somebody call

A funny story I once heard -

One day, several hevially stoned men were walking along the street. They noticed a bible and because they were hevially stoned, as no one in the right mind-set would do this, they began reading it. At one point one of the men asked "Who is God?" Then the second said "Why is God here?" The third said "When was he here?" The fourth "What is God?" The fifth "Where is God?" The sixth "How did God create life?" The seventh, being rather clearheaded as he was far less stoned than the rest asked, "Does God know he's a backwards Dog?" Thusly, two hours later these stoned men created a religeon based on the bible and it's teachings. The first six men called it christanity. The seventh man wandered off to make a religeon of his own, because the first six were teaching everything backwards, and not realizing that God was Dog backwards. After finding out that the seventh man was completely correct in everything, the christians found him and severely beat him for his teachings. They then crossed him to the nail, much like the man's Susej was nailed to in the man's Elbib. Christianity then thrived, teaching everything the wrong way, while the seventh man's teachings slowly worked their way up as Satanism, being as the man's name was Natas. Therefore, in conclusion, if you realize that God is really Dog backwards, and flip the stories of the Bible, you realize that everything is a lie and backwards, and we should all be sleeping under our beds.

This is funny, for three reasons:
1 - The last statment is a good moral for life.
2 - This mocks everything in the bible at once.
3 - I made it and i'm so going to Lleh.