Friday, January 10, 2003

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by Synystrad @ 13:32 [edit] [link]

The monkey drugs a businessman, drives him to a hotel, steals one of his kidneys and leaves him in a bathtub full of ice in Tulsa, Oklahoma.

The monkey's crime is witnessed by the leader of a local militia. In an attempt to gain media coverage and local support, he reports the crime and publicly vows that his organization is pro-community, at the disposal of law enforcement, and will not rest until the monkey is brought to justice.
The monkey is now wanted for grand larceny in the state of Oklahoma.




The monkey is currently driving a stolen school bus through Oklahoma.

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