So. To sum up the 1.5 hours of driving around, so that it will be set in stone forevermore...
I get to the Mall at roughly 8. Exactly 8, if fact. After half an hour of waiting, a decide to wander around the mall a bit. Come back a min of two later, and Charlie, and Brian(non irritating version). are walking around at the bottom of the escalator.
Wander around the mall. Decide to leave at 9:30. Go to the W parking lot, because Charlie parked the car 'on the floor above Georgia'. Wander around Hawaii, California, Nevada, and some others I don't remember. Realize that Charlie parked in the /other/ parking lot, on the other end of the mall. Walk to other end of the mall. Get to floor above Georgia (Indiana). Leave. On way out, Charlie exclaims "Is that a fucking IHOP?" And yare, it is. There is an IHOP right next to the Mall of America.
So, we go left on whatever St., and procede to get lost. This part I don't remember that well, but I will point out that we went in roughly concentric circles, and mirrored a getting lost driver that Charlie and Brian had also had the day before (or perhaps that afternoon).
So passed:
Minnehaha: 2 times.
Diamond Lake Road: 4! or perhaps 5.
Chicago: 4? 5? we drove along it for a while.
Portland: 3.
Pepitos: The times as well. Would of helped, but it was /not/ the Pepitos near my house.
At one point, we were drivering along 50th ST W (I live near 50 ST E), and we decided to go to 49th, instead, because we'd have a chance of hitting my house. Yeah, my fault. But anyways. 49th and York is a divider build into the 4-way instersection, dividing it into two corners for no real reason. We get turned onto another street. Charlie tries again a block later. Same thing. I say "The next block is another divider. Just go on 50th for another block. Well, two blocks, but...a block. You know." So Charlie does. He turns. We hit...ANOTHER DIVIDER. shunting us, if fact, into another divider and then back through another divider, and than back to 50th and York.
...Uh, soemone else clarify the rest. Like us ending up in Edina and Eden Prairie. ...And that building we passed four times.
[EDIT] And you can't forget when Brian was talking about how we should get on Minnehaha because we were on Portland and they were parallel. 2min later, we were at the intersection of Portland and Minnehaha. Yeah.
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