In the dark I thought I heard somebody call

From the archives:

http://www.mylifeforaiur.blogspot.com/

"I just showed Brian Slave Mai.

I win.

CirrusStrafe (21 . 56 . 43): HOLY SWEET FLAMING CHRIST
Visaeril (21 . 56 . 46): ^_^
CirrusStrafe (21 . 56 . 57): WHERE DO YOU GET THIS SHIT?!?!?!"


"DONT LOOK AT THE DOG ONE, OH MY SWEET LORD!"

"And thus, the reaction I was looking for.

And, uh, I just got an AIM popup midpost, with the tagline 'Hey, Visaeril! Have you ever seen how grandpa has nasty sex with little girls? ;)' It's the wink at the end that makes it complete."

And then we have Brian loving all over LoR (In particular, Jone)

MacArthur's Park is melting in the dark
All the sweet, green icing flowing down...
Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don't think that I can take it
'cause it took so long to bake it
And I'll never have that recipe AGAAAAAAAAAAAIN!

...After looking at more game info for Makaisenki Disgaia, I really want the game. ...I hope it comes out in America. Course, then I'd need a PS2. Curses.

# posted by Visaeril : 13:37
You know, I don't think that any of the characters in Makaisenki Disgaia are wearing what could be called a shirt.

# posted by Visaeril : 13:27

""Someone once asked me if I didn't drink because I was a control freak. Later that night I ended up being the only one able to talk to the Fire Department, cleaning up $1200 worth of damage to my kitchen, and calling an ambulance for my roommate."

There's a reason I avoid alcohol. It's amazingly toxic.

C'mon, someone else say something.

EDIT: More propaganda!

"The most noticeable is it's effect on the brain. It can migrate through the membrane surrounding the brain rather easily, and cause it's disruptions directly to the neurons. It gets to the receptors on the neurons, and attaches to them, blocking neurotransmitters from activating the neuron. As the amount of alcohol increases inside the brain, cells essentially shut down because they cannot receive signals. The more alcohol consumed, the lower the levels of brain activity, and the worse the ability to process stimuli and react to it.

It affects the outer areas of the brain first, which control higher level functions, such as reasoning. As those areas shut down, more primal, simple areas of the brain end up in control, unless so much is consumed that that area shuts down also, which can result in passing out or even death, due to disturbing vital functioning of the body.""

""Principia Discordia, 5th Edition
Previous Page | Next Page

THE FIVE COMMANDMENTS (THE PENTABARF)


The PENTABARF was discovered by the hermit Apostle Zarathud in the Fifth Year of The Caterpillar. He found them carved in gilded stone, while building a sun deck for his cave, but their import was lost for they were written in a mysterious cypher. However, after 10 weeks & 11 hours of intensive scrutiny he discerned that the message could be read by standing on his head and viewing it upside down.

KNOW YE THIS O MAN OF FAITH!
I - There is no Goddess but Goddess and She is Your Goddess. There is no Erisian Movement but The Erisian Movement and it is The Erisian Movement. And every Golden Apple Corps is the beloved home of a Golden Worm.

II - A Discordian Shall Always use the Official Discordian Document Numbering System.

III - A Discordian is Required during his early Illumination to Go Off Alone & Partake Joyously of a Hot Dog on a Friday; this Devotive Ceremony to Remonstrate against the popular Paganisms of the Day: of Catholic Christendom (no meat on Friday), of Judaism (no meat of Pork), of Hindic Peoples (no meat of Beef), of Buddhists (no meat of animal), and of Discordians (no Hot Dog Buns).

IV - A Discordian shall Partake of No Hot Dog Buns, for Such was the Solace of Our Goddess when She was Confronted with The Original Snub.

V - A Discordian is Prohibited of Believing what he reads.

IT IS SO WRITTEN! SO BE IT. HAIL DISCORDIA! PROSECUTORS WILL BE TRANSGRESSICUTED.""

"I'm looking forward to when bioengineering moves from technology to handicraft: biotech on the other side of necessity, where it enters the realm of nose piercing. People with tiny little goldfish swimming in one eye or feathers growing out of their backs. I'd love to be in a world where women grow penises because it is fashionable, or you can have an eye replacement of a different color or from a different species. All the adults will say, "Tut, tut, tut, girls never had penises in my day. We used to pierce our noses and lips. Why don't you do that?" And the kids will say, "Mom, you're so old- fashioned." All good technology should be used to piss off people's parents."

-- Neil Gaiman

Ahh yes, Doug Winger. ... ... Ever read ASADAE?
# posted by Visaeril : 20:02

ASADAE?
# posted by Brian : 19:21

...Amusingly, I can't seem to find a copy of it non-MSTed.
But that might be for the best. Here, scroll down to the bottom, it's a six part fic.
...Of course, you really really /don't/ want to read this, so...
# posted by Visaeril : 21:20



...There is a key story on nifty.
That is all.
# posted by Visaeril : 17:24

The monkey BLATANTLY OVERUSES THE CAPS LOCK KEY AND EXCLAMATION POINTS!!!!!!!!! in Lagrange, Georgia.
The monkey taunts local police by phoning the station and confessing.
The monkey is now wanted for outstanding stupidity in the state of Georgia.


Wow, this is a long post. I really should stop listening to 'Jumper' over and over again. egads.

Go do your own archive browsing! I want to see what you turn up.