In the dark I thought I heard somebody call

BaGgyPaNtz (8:46:42 PM): what'd chuckles get your for v-day?
R34Mayuko (8:47:07 PM): We had a meal together and watched a movie.
BaGgyPaNtz (8:47:15 PM): that's not good enough!
R34Mayuko (8:47:31 PM): Why not?
BaGgyPaNtz (8:47:48 PM): you've been dating for like what? 2 years? 3? you should demand a ring
BaGgyPaNtz (8:47:55 PM): a nice big huge diamond
R34Mayuko (8:48:11 PM): I got a ring for Christmas. o-o
BaGgyPaNtz (8:48:15 PM): 1 that's bigger than your fist and makes you incabable of moving your hand when you wear it
BaGgyPaNtz (8:48:22 PM): WELL THE RING WASN'T BIG ENOUGH!
R34Mayuko (8:48:31 PM): I hate big rings. o-o
BaGgyPaNtz (8:48:33 PM): >.> <.,;
BaGgyPaNtz (8:48:39 PM): <.<;*
BaGgyPaNtz (8:48:44 PM): no you don't
R34Mayuko (8:49:08 PM): Yes. I do. He got me a bigger ring than I would have prefered as it is.
BaGgyPaNtz (8:49:38 PM): no he didn't. you want bigger. he should have gone bigger
R34Mayuko (8:50:05 PM): Why are we caring so much about this? o-o
BaGgyPaNtz (8:50:50 PM): because... um... you care
R34Mayuko (8:51:17 PM): I don't care about what he gives me, I'm happy with just him. o-o
BaGgyPaNtz (8:51:55 PM): good for you! :-D i'm glad you've finally grasped the idea that it's the thought that counts and not material objects
R34Mayuko (8:52:26 PM): Its all I ever wanted from him, though. o-o
BaGgyPaNtz (8:52:48 PM): nuh-uh. you were just griping about how he didn't get you anything for v-day
R34Mayuko (8:53:14 PM): I was?
BaGgyPaNtz (8:53:18 PM): yes
R34Mayuko (8:54:01 PM): When
R34Mayuko (8:54:03 PM): ?
BaGgyPaNtz (8:54:06 PM): just now
BaGgyPaNtz (8:54:17 PM): R34Mayuko (8:47:01 PM): We had a meal together and watched a movie.
BaGgyPaNtz (8:47:09 PM): that's not good enough!
BaGgyPaNtz (8:54:21 PM): see
R34Mayuko (8:54:24 PM): o-o
R34Mayuko (8:54:49 PM): That was griping?
BaGgyPaNtz (8:55:00 PM): mhm
R34Mayuko (8:55:15 PM): But you asked me what he got me, and I told you. o-O
BaGgyPaNtz (8:55:42 PM): and you were all like "it wasn't good enough" and i was like "jigga-what?!"
R34Mayuko (8:56:03 PM): Um, no, pretty sure you said it wasn't good enough.
BaGgyPaNtz (8:56:12 PM): hahahahaha ok, i'm done now :)
R34Mayuko (8:56:21 PM): Excellent. =3

My amusement of the day.