In the dark I thought I heard somebody call

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waah.

Why for do you ask that Ben?

John, she just liked me more.
And it's his fault.
IT'S HIS FAULT!
And Ben, give me two LJ codes, I need them for friends.
Please.

Wasn't it John who first met you? Or was it Brian?

Why is it all John's fault? I think it's your fault, Ben.

It's all John's fault.

yeah.

...I still think you guys all do crack, or some similar drug. I mean, really, just because you get lost, does not mean you're in another dimension. How the hell did I meet you all again?

Well we did inhale some of the whipped cream propellant. but that was only nitrous oxide. a.k.a. laughing gas.

Wow...
What the hell, you guys are on crack. But, I love Charlie anyways...I'm not so sure about you. O.o

Yes, charlie/brie. heh heh heh. i'm a lil behind on my posts but whatever. whipped cream brings back good memories. for instance, that was the night me and charlie thought we'd accidently walked into another dimension as we were trying to find Nick's house. and then we shaving creamed his cars. whahahahahahahahahahaha. nobody loves me ;.;

Hee.^_^
I'm loved.*dorkdances*

Hey, I was at John's. That limits my posting access.

...blargh.

WAHAHAHAHA! I LOVE LIFE! For now <.<; ANd I love you too Candice! And you Ben! You fruity bastard!

Why am I the only one posting here!? Someone say something before I kill you all! Or maim you, you know.

Someone else say something. Now.

*leaves a bagel*
Mmm, bagel.
*drool*

...
Right.

I have a terribly dorky idea.

See, I have 15 invite codes for LJ (If you want one, just comment on a post in my journal asking, and mention you get it from here) and I don't quite know what to do with them.

I'm thinking of setting up the Tree of Life with Journals. Having Kether friends with Binah, Chochma, and Tiphereth, and the like. However, some of the SNs I'd like are taken, and some from fled users. I mean, I could call them Kether-Crown and Malkuth-Kingdom and the like, but that's not quite as dorky as I'd like.

Ideas?

Mmm, socks.

Note to self: pointless stuff goes into the blog, less-pointless stuff going into the LJ

I am stupid.

I've been trying to figure out why two of the forms (frozen form and solid form) don't move from their spawn point.

It's was because...(wait for it)...all the rooms around them were set to nomob!

Doh. and you can't rat it, either, because then you end up turning on nomob in all the rooms that don't have the nomob flag on.

I need to get some kind of poison, or explosive. No, I won't tell you who I'm planning to kill. Well, not yet anyways.

Oh, speaking of looking things up, I need to find secondary sources for the battle of bosworth, Particularly ones focused on King Richard. Think you can help me?
Also, much love to all of you guys. And someone hit Charlie for me. >.> <.<

THE MONKEY WANTS YOUR PANTS!

He just looked up some definitions for me, because Dictionary.com hated me.
Also, the links within are viewable at your own risk. We are not responsible for any death or injury that can and will occur during the viewing of this material.

And in other news, Annamarie was online, much saddness and fun was had.

Also note, John is cool and without him I would've never met anyone I ever met. Go him.

And I hope he reads this.

Go John, and in all respects go B.Net too because that was the 2nd most underlying factor for my life.

Yes, I am a product of John and B.net... ... that sounds bad.

I've been doing something I shouldn't...
Why must I alway read the archives? Why did I click the links?
x.x

You did Brian's homework why?

I wish I could go to sleep. School sucks.

Yeah, I haven't started the wings yet. (sad face)

But I did do Brian's homework for him.

And now I go to sleep.

Ah, yes, how are those wings going? Or does 'kinda sorta' mean you haven't started them yet?

It's a song!

And I'm kinda sorta making wings.

'kinda sorta' being operative word. Words.

Plus, Disgaea.

Wow Vis, are you really that bored, because I can find you a hell of a lot of things to do...That don't include my homework, so.

I don't need to walk around in circles walk around in circles walk around in circles.

MY BRAIN

And the new layout is finished. In case you are wondering, it's the old blog layout merged with my LiveJournal's layout. Well, one of my LiveJournal's layouts.

Anyways, it works, it doesn't suck completely, and there are archives.

Good enough for me.

Mmm, good pizza.

I'm messing around with the layout (to make it not suck), so if you actually read this..uh. Sorry, it should all be done in a day or two (if I'm lazy)

I worry, because of all the Charlie/Brie things I've heard.
Erm...o.o;;

MTG does not suck, it's much fun and an easy way for me to non-comittidly and guitlessly blow cash on something pointless and stupid.

Also, Charlie, Brie wants to come to Florida with you, for a bit, and she wants to know the whipped-cream thing. Alsoalso, my PSX works! Joy! Alsoalsoalso, never EVER drink "Venom" the happy energy drink... EVER... especially not RIGHT AFTER YOU WAKE UP.

It was like being uncontrollably Charlie for a day.
And yes, ''Charlie" is now a negative status ailment. Like Death, Doom, Poison, and Silence.

wow

That's so cool. I mean, look at Tokyo. Or, rather, the whole of Japan. And what's that rough line along most of Eurasia?

Also, Brian, I will burn you, because MTG sucks. Although I do have some of my own, but we shall never speak of it again. Ever.

Oh my dear sweet gods. I should burn you all...
Oh yes, Hello! >.<

From the archives:

http://www.mylifeforaiur.blogspot.com/

"I just showed Brian Slave Mai.

I win.

CirrusStrafe (21 . 56 . 43): HOLY SWEET FLAMING CHRIST
Visaeril (21 . 56 . 46): ^_^
CirrusStrafe (21 . 56 . 57): WHERE DO YOU GET THIS SHIT?!?!?!"


"DONT LOOK AT THE DOG ONE, OH MY SWEET LORD!"

"And thus, the reaction I was looking for.

And, uh, I just got an AIM popup midpost, with the tagline 'Hey, Visaeril! Have you ever seen how grandpa has nasty sex with little girls? ;)' It's the wink at the end that makes it complete."

And then we have Brian loving all over LoR (In particular, Jone)

MacArthur's Park is melting in the dark
All the sweet, green icing flowing down...
Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don't think that I can take it
'cause it took so long to bake it
And I'll never have that recipe AGAAAAAAAAAAAIN!

...After looking at more game info for Makaisenki Disgaia, I really want the game. ...I hope it comes out in America. Course, then I'd need a PS2. Curses.

# posted by Visaeril : 13:37
You know, I don't think that any of the characters in Makaisenki Disgaia are wearing what could be called a shirt.

# posted by Visaeril : 13:27

""Someone once asked me if I didn't drink because I was a control freak. Later that night I ended up being the only one able to talk to the Fire Department, cleaning up $1200 worth of damage to my kitchen, and calling an ambulance for my roommate."

There's a reason I avoid alcohol. It's amazingly toxic.

C'mon, someone else say something.

EDIT: More propaganda!

"The most noticeable is it's effect on the brain. It can migrate through the membrane surrounding the brain rather easily, and cause it's disruptions directly to the neurons. It gets to the receptors on the neurons, and attaches to them, blocking neurotransmitters from activating the neuron. As the amount of alcohol increases inside the brain, cells essentially shut down because they cannot receive signals. The more alcohol consumed, the lower the levels of brain activity, and the worse the ability to process stimuli and react to it.

It affects the outer areas of the brain first, which control higher level functions, such as reasoning. As those areas shut down, more primal, simple areas of the brain end up in control, unless so much is consumed that that area shuts down also, which can result in passing out or even death, due to disturbing vital functioning of the body.""

""Principia Discordia, 5th Edition
Previous Page | Next Page

THE FIVE COMMANDMENTS (THE PENTABARF)


The PENTABARF was discovered by the hermit Apostle Zarathud in the Fifth Year of The Caterpillar. He found them carved in gilded stone, while building a sun deck for his cave, but their import was lost for they were written in a mysterious cypher. However, after 10 weeks & 11 hours of intensive scrutiny he discerned that the message could be read by standing on his head and viewing it upside down.

KNOW YE THIS O MAN OF FAITH!
I - There is no Goddess but Goddess and She is Your Goddess. There is no Erisian Movement but The Erisian Movement and it is The Erisian Movement. And every Golden Apple Corps is the beloved home of a Golden Worm.

II - A Discordian Shall Always use the Official Discordian Document Numbering System.

III - A Discordian is Required during his early Illumination to Go Off Alone & Partake Joyously of a Hot Dog on a Friday; this Devotive Ceremony to Remonstrate against the popular Paganisms of the Day: of Catholic Christendom (no meat on Friday), of Judaism (no meat of Pork), of Hindic Peoples (no meat of Beef), of Buddhists (no meat of animal), and of Discordians (no Hot Dog Buns).

IV - A Discordian shall Partake of No Hot Dog Buns, for Such was the Solace of Our Goddess when She was Confronted with The Original Snub.

V - A Discordian is Prohibited of Believing what he reads.

IT IS SO WRITTEN! SO BE IT. HAIL DISCORDIA! PROSECUTORS WILL BE TRANSGRESSICUTED.""

"I'm looking forward to when bioengineering moves from technology to handicraft: biotech on the other side of necessity, where it enters the realm of nose piercing. People with tiny little goldfish swimming in one eye or feathers growing out of their backs. I'd love to be in a world where women grow penises because it is fashionable, or you can have an eye replacement of a different color or from a different species. All the adults will say, "Tut, tut, tut, girls never had penises in my day. We used to pierce our noses and lips. Why don't you do that?" And the kids will say, "Mom, you're so old- fashioned." All good technology should be used to piss off people's parents."

-- Neil Gaiman

Ahh yes, Doug Winger. ... ... Ever read ASADAE?
# posted by Visaeril : 20:02

ASADAE?
# posted by Brian : 19:21

...Amusingly, I can't seem to find a copy of it non-MSTed.
But that might be for the best. Here, scroll down to the bottom, it's a six part fic.
...Of course, you really really /don't/ want to read this, so...
# posted by Visaeril : 21:20



...There is a key story on nifty.
That is all.
# posted by Visaeril : 17:24

The monkey BLATANTLY OVERUSES THE CAPS LOCK KEY AND EXCLAMATION POINTS!!!!!!!!! in Lagrange, Georgia.
The monkey taunts local police by phoning the station and confessing.
The monkey is now wanted for outstanding stupidity in the state of Georgia.


Wow, this is a long post. I really should stop listening to 'Jumper' over and over again. egads.

Go do your own archive browsing! I want to see what you turn up.

Sweet sweet creepy Angels.

MTG = Magic: The Gathering. So named because to get a deck that does not suck completely, you need to buy at least $50 of cards. And be very lucky.

And YGO, by the way, should be called Duel Monsters. Because that's what it's called.

Two levels away frem getting Angels in Disgaea! You need a Knight, and Archer, and a Cleric all at level 100+, and the current levels for mine are: 100, 98, 100. So. ANGEL!

I say we all pool our money together to send me and charlie to Florida and kidnap BJ and 2 of his big breasted bitches. Also, pardon my ignorance but what is an MTG card?

And now I have invited Candice. Say hello, Candice.

¬.¬

Also, since this isn't germane I shaln't edit the other two with this post.
Germane does not = (I'm lazy)... really <.<;

Anyways, I am learning much Japanese, so you can all bite me.

And, Charlie needs to GIVE ME ALL HIS MTG CARDS!

It's MY doing. fool.

And it seems that the meat might have been, you know, bad. Subway is not the best place to eat.

...Oh god, this layout sucks. But hey, I already do layouts for my LJ, I should be able to tackle blogger. I mean, look at all the tables (are there tables in this layout?). Uh.

Oh, and the blog seems to have returned.

Wheter or not this is John's doing, he should give me his MTG cards, and so should Nick, and Charlie, and yeah.

Also note, I should've edited my last post but am too lazy to.

I know you can edit posts, but It's funnier (and more space-filling) if I don't.

ALso, I have an MTG deck, everyone must give me/send me their cards, right now.

Also also, when I consume meat I throw up, I ate a subway sandwich with roast beef and threw up for almost two days. Go me.

Test. test test test.

Teeeest.

I think we're good to go. ...Where did the archives go? ...right.

I liiiiiive!